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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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“Some people,” Alice sighed, slipping the money into the payphone.
“Who are we calling?” Dana asked, biting her lip.
“Bette,” Alice replied, clasping the receiver tightly as it rang. Moments later, Bette picked up. “Bette, it’s me. Dana and I are kind of in a bit of a, um, jam and we could use some help.”
“Jam? What kind of jam?” Bette asked, her tone wary.
“We kind of, um, got arrested,” Alice explained, holding the phone away from her ear in anticipation of the yelling that was to come.
Dana winced and covered her ears as Bette’s shouts and profanities came out of the phone.
Alice brought the phone back to her ear. “Look, you done now? Good, I’m glad you got that out of your system. Now, here’s what you’re gonna do.” She glanced around and lowered her voice. “Go to my apartment. There’s a key on top of the doorframe. In the closet in the living room you’ll find an industrial strength metal cutter on the top shelf. Just in case, beside it is a set of lock picks. Then check the third hanger from the left, and you’ll find a police officer’s uniform. It may not fit perfectly, but it will do, and should manage to get you in. Oh yeah, and watch out, cause I think there’s still a big tube of flavored lube in the right pocket. So then you sneak into the station and – “
“Why don’t I just bail you out?” Bette interrupted, her tone slightly amused.
Alice paused. “Oh yeah. I didn’t think of that.” She could practically hear Bette rolling her eyes at her through the phone. “Quit rolling your eyes at me, Porter. Anyway, change of plan. Go into the closet still, but look in the back. There’s a compartment with an envelope inside marked ‘bail’ on it. There should be enough money in it.”
Bette laughed. “You keep bail money lying around?”
“Doesn’t everybody?” Alice asked, genuinely puzzled. “And hurry, cause it’s scary in here.”
Bette promised to come get them out as soon as possible, and Alice hung up the phone, satisfied. The pair was escorted to their cell, where they glumly shuffled in and slumped onto a bench. They glanced over at their cellmate and their eyes widened.
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon