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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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Their cellmate weighed about four hundred pounds and had a towering, spiky blue Mohawk, as well as a tattoo of a dragon covering half her face. She eyed them hungrily while methodically cracking her tattooed knuckles.
Alice quickly grabbed Dana to her possessively. “She’s my *****,” she announced, shooting a glare at the woman.
“Alice!” Dana protested.
The woman snorted. “You let her give you that kind of lip?”
“Of course not,” Alice said. “She’s really gonna get it later.” She scowled at Dana and then bared her teeth. Dana automatically shrank away.
Their cellmate laughed. “You gotta show ‘em who’s boss.”
“Damn right,” Alice agreed, trying to look tough as she felt Dana’s glare burning a hole in her. “So, what’s up with you, Bubba?” she said jokingly, hoping to change the subject.
Their cellmate’s face took on a look of surprise. “How’d you know my name was Bubba?”
Alice laughed nervously. “I’m, uh, psychic.”
“Really? So can you tell me when I’m gonna get outta here?” Bubba demanded, smiling and showing off a row of gold teeth.
“Too soon, I’m sure,” Dana murmured as Alice elbowed her in the ribs.
“I can’t really tell,” Alice explained. “It’s the, ah, the bars in here. They counteract with my psychic waves.”
“Makes sense,” Bubba said with a shrug of her massive shoulders.
Alice had by now grown bored, as she tended to do very easily. She leapt to her feet and grabbed the bars. “You can’t keep us locked up forever!” she shouted. “This is inhumane! Don’t I even get a tin cup to rattle against these bars?”
“Shut up, Blondie,” Bubba growled as she began resuming her knuckle cracking.
Alice gulped audibly and sank dejectedly back down beside Dana. “They could at least give me a harmonica or something.”
Dana, meanwhile, was panicking. “Al, I can’t believe this happened. I can’t be in jail! Do you know how this is going to look? What will my parents say? What will my fans say?”
“Your fans?” Bubba questioned, a loud pop following her statement.
“Yeah, she’s a, uh, actress,” Alice lied. “She’s Jennifer Beals. You know, from Flashdance.“
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon