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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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“I’m still stuck!” Dana exclaimed, pulling so hard that the mailbox came loose from the cement and almost knocked her to the ground.
“Go, go!” Alice commanded, leaping off the officer’s back and kneeing him in the groin, sending him falling to the ground with a wail. She began running, half-pulling Dana behind her, the huge mailbox dragging the sidewalk beside them, sending sparks flying into the air.
“Stop!” the officer yelled. “Or I’ll add resisting arrest and assaulting an officer to that charge!” He rose unsteadily to his feet and gave chase.
“*****!” Alice shouted. “That was a cop! Why didn’t you tell me?” She glanced behind her, her eyes widening as she saw the officer gaining on them.
“You didn’t exactly give me time,” Dana told her, dragging the huge mailbox behind her and nearly tripping over a crack in the sidewalk. She stumbled, and crashed to the ground with the mailbox tumbling after her. The box swung around, knocking Alice’s legs out from under her, sending the blonde flying through the air. The officer hurried upon the fallen pair and leapt atop them to keep them from getting up.
“You are both under arrest,” he told them, trying to catch his breath as he pulled Alice to her feet and slapped handcuffs on her while he recited her Miranda rights. He didn’t give too much worry to Dana, who was still rolling around on the ground and unable to get up due to the weight of the mailbox. The only problem was how was he supposed to handcuff her? And how to get her in his patrol car?
“Not again,” Dana groaned, letting her head fall back to the sidewalk with a defeated thump as an envelope fluttered down beside her.
“You can arrest me, but you’ll never take away my rights!” Alice screamed, thrashing around and spitting in the officer’s direction.
The cop rolled his eyes and managed to get the squirming Alice into the back of his car before looking down at Dana and wondering what to do, but his thoughts were interrupted by the sound of Alice’s feet kicking against the squad car’s window.
“Jailjailjail,” echoed above Alice, who screamed to block out the sound.
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon