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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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Dana looked offended.
“Really? Can you do some of those dance moves for me?” Bubba asked.
“No, that wasn’t me. It was a double,” Dana explained, stomping on Alice’s foot.
“You *****,” Bubba remarked, beginning to pick her teeth.
“Pussypussypussy.”
Bubba looked around with a strange look. “Who the ***** was that?”
“Don’t worry, it just happens sometimes,” Alice said reassuringly. “We’re getting used to it.”
“I just can’t believe you got us into this mess, Alice,” Dana complained. “I should know better than to listen to you.”
“Hey, it’s not my fault,” Alice protested. “You should have run faster.”
“I can’t stay here. This can’t be happening. Not again,” Dana moaned, covered her face with her hands.
“C’mon, Dane. Those charges were dropped,” Alice reminded her.
“Again? You’ve been in the slammer before?” Bubba asked, eyeing them with new respect.
Alice pushed her chest out. “Damn right. We were involved in a bit of a riot.”
Bubba lost interest. “Is that all?”
“In which ten, no twenty, people died,” Alice embellished, her eyes wide. “And we killed ‘em! Bopped ‘em over the head with a tennis racket!” She smacked her hands together for emphasis.
Dana opened her mouth to argue, but Alice quickly clapped a hand over it.
Alice was waving her arms around by now and really getting into it. “The papers called us ‘The Dastardly ***** Duo.’”
“Hey, I think I heard of ya,” Bubba said, the respect coming back to her voice. “Wow.”
Alice nodded. “We’re badass,” she confirmed proudly.
“So how’d you get the charges dropped?” Bubba wanted to know.
“We had a really good, uh, lawyer,” Alice said, picturing Bette.
Bubba leaned forward. “Maybe you could send her over to me. I ain’t got much money, but I can sure find a way to pay her.” She let out a crude laugh.
“Yeah, right,” Dana muttered.
Alice sighed, getting bored once more. “Hey, I know my rights! Let us out of here!” she called out while kicking her feet against the floor.
An officer came up to the cell door. “Calm down, there, missy. You’re getting out right now. Your friend is bailing you out.” He rolled his eyes as if to say, And I don’t know why.
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon