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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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Dana, her arm red and scraped, stood behind Alice as the officers began taking their fingerprints. The cop on the scene had finally found a hacksaw in his trunk, which he had used to saw through the mailbox and remove Dana’s arm from it.
“Do we get our package back?” Alice wanted to know.
“No, it’s evidence,” an officer explained.
“Damn,” Alice muttered.
The officer at the station was now demanding for Alice to empty the contents of her purse. Alice did so dutifully, watching closely as the female officer held up each item and logged it in.
“One joy buzzer,” the woman said, looking at Alice strangely as she wrote it down on a form. She rummaged through the pile. “A whoopee cushion. Fourteen pens. A package of glitter. And” her voice trailed off as she picked up an item and stared at it curiously. After a moment, she bit back a grin and wrote on the form, announcing, “And one butt plug.”
“Hey, that was supposed to be a surprise for my girlfriend,” Alice protested with a scowl, shooting a glare at the officer.
“Alice,” Dana muttered, making a face.
“You sure do have a lot of, uh, interesting things here,” the officer commented, poking at a plug-in air freshener with her finger.
“Always be prepared. That’s my motto,” Alice explained.
“Were you a girl scout?” the officer asked.
“No. I was too sophisticated for that,” Alice replied. “But now that I look at it, those outfits are kind of cute. Hmm, I wonder how I could get my hands on an adult-sized one of those?” Her eyebrows wiggled suggestively.
The officer arched an eyebrow at Dana, who merely shrugged.
“Now do we get our phone call or what?” Alice demanded, watching as Dana emptied out her pockets. “Cause I know our rights, and we get a phone call, damn it!”
“Phone’s over there,” the woman said, gesturing and sliding some coins to them.
The pair hurried over, another officer trailing closely behind them. Alice turned around and cleared her throat. “Ever heard of privacy, buddy?”
The cop rolled his eyes but took a few steps back.
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon