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Love Potions and Fate – A Fan Fic Challenge
“Yes,” Tina chuckled as she shook her head. “Because yesterday was so long ago.”
“Whatever,” Alice flicked her wrist at Tina. Looking down at her watch she realized the time had come. She casually rubbed her fingers over her pants pocket as she stood up. “I’m getting a refill on my drink, want something Tina?”
“A glass of ice tea, please.” Tina responded absently as she looked over the menu for something fairly bland. She had woken up with a stomach ache and hadn’t been able to get rid of it, but knew she had to put something in her stomach.
Alice stood at the counter waiting for their drinks, nervously looking between the front door of The Planet and Tina. Her hands were starting to sweat as she grasp onto the vile filled with tiny little round granules. The directions had said it only took one vile of the love potion to work, but the timing had to be just right. Bette was due any second so she needed to get the potion into Tina’s ice tea and get the glass into Tina’s hand by the time Bette walked in the door, but not before. “Come on…come on,” she muttered under her breath. Finally the waitress brought the drinks to the counter. Alice paid for them then walked over to the station that held among other things the sugar packets for the ice tea. Quickly looking around she opened the vile and pour the granules out into her hand, staring down at what she hoped would be the magic potion that would bring her two best friends together. Smiling, she slowly tipped her hand, watching as the granules disappeared into the amber liquid.
“Alice! What are you up to?!”
At the sound of her name Alice’s hand instinctively snapped shut as she whipped her head around to see who was calling her. Standing behind her was of all people Jenny, who was staring suspiciously at her.
“What are you putting into that tea?” Jenny asked accusingly.
Panicked, Alice had to make a split decision. She couldn’t get caught with the granules if she wanted Tina to drink her tea. I have to destroy any evidence of the granules! With that as her only thought she brought her hand up to her mouth and licked the granules that were quickly melting in her palm into her mouth and swallowed them dry. Then, picking up a packet of sugar, she ripped it open and started slowing pouring it into Tina’s tea.
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Well said. Thank you
I wish Bette Porter was on the plane when I threw up in the aisle coming back from vacation about 2 weeks ago. ;-) I was mortified to say the least.
poor Alice didn’t deserve that fate!!! Who knew that vomit was the catalyst of love…LOL!
Hey Michele… WELCOME BACK to Fan Fiction.. you have been missed… loved this, but then again you are one of the masters here on this site… Hope to see some more from you…
hahahaha hilarious! I love this! Thank you
Very funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for this lovely chapter.
I totally agree with the morale of this story, and Alice got what she deserved and so did Tina and Bette.
Wonderful wonderful story. Thank you loved every word. Just great!
ROTFL!! ..Now Alice knows what she’s got herself into. That messing with fate had a draw back..and that is Jenny Schecter! …lol!!
Cupid glue! Too funny.
Hi Sea! Its always a pleasure to see a new post from you. Your writing is really brilliant. This story made me giggle the entire time that i was reading this. But just like what i’ve said on your FF Halloween challenge it would be lovely to see a sequel on this one as well;-) thanks 4 this wonderful story and let me be the first one to greet you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL … Thanks for such great chapter seahurst! :-) will there be a continuation of Tina and Bette story after this?! … He3.. ;-)
Thanks Sea for this story. You still have the touch! It was hilarious and I love the way you write Alice. It must be true love if Bette didn’t mind Tina throwing up on her boots. I’m still giggling.
funny and cute story…so agree with the last statement…love will find you :)
I can so see Alice doing that
I love that Alice’s initial concern when Tina threw was for Bette’s shoes. That made me laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing.
Very funny! Thank you. :)
Funny.Great story.Please continue writing.
That was funny and love it!
Hahahahaha now thats funny for some reason I knew that would happen and of all people Jenny oh so CLASSIC!!! Can’t noone make Bette and Tina fall in love when they were alaways destined to be together from the moment they were born! TIBETTE FOR LIFE!