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Love Potions and Fate – A Fan Fic Challenge
“That she fucks and ducks,” Alice responded distastefully.
Tina took a deep breath, taking in the sadness surrounding Alice’s eyes when she answered.
“Crude,” she answered, slowly nodding her head. “But, effective.” Tina looked at Alice with sympathy because she knew how much she cared for her other friend.
“I know you love Bette, but no matter how crude that saying is, it’s not wrong Alice. Bette has a reputation for taking home a different woman every chance she gets, and after extracting as much pleasure as she can from them she ducks out in the middle of the night.”
“But, she does that because she doesn’t feel she deserves anything more Tina!” As frustrating as it was to always have to defend Bette, Alice would never stop, because she knew in her heart that her good friend just needed to find someone who believed in her…and who could convince the popular art curator that she not only had the capacity to love, but that she deserved to be loved in return.
“All I’m asking for is one hour. Come on, you can spare one short little hour for your best friend.” Alice pleaded. “Just think of all the boring Hollywood functions you are always dragging me to! Besides,” she said as she winked, “if nothing else you could at least get a night of phenomenal…best sex of your life…sex!”
Tina couldn’t help but laugh as Alice wiggled her eyebrows up and down. Even so, she just didn’t have the time to spend right now meeting someone who wouldn’t want to talk with her the next day…no matter how good the sex was. Tina just wasn’t the one night stand…or as today’s younger women described it…a fuck and duck kind of woman. She was the marrying…house full of children kind. So why bother spending precious time meeting someone who is the complete antithesis of that lifestyle?
“I’m sorry Alice, but not now. I’ve just got too much going on. Besides,” she winked at her friend to soften her answer. “If I’m going to experience the best sex of my life, I don’t want to be distracted by work.”
“Puh!” Alice snorted. “Like you would be able to think of anything except what’s she’s doing to you!”
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Well said. Thank you
I wish Bette Porter was on the plane when I threw up in the aisle coming back from vacation about 2 weeks ago. ;-) I was mortified to say the least.
poor Alice didn’t deserve that fate!!! Who knew that vomit was the catalyst of love…LOL!
Hey Michele… WELCOME BACK to Fan Fiction.. you have been missed… loved this, but then again you are one of the masters here on this site… Hope to see some more from you…
hahahaha hilarious! I love this! Thank you
Very funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for this lovely chapter.
I totally agree with the morale of this story, and Alice got what she deserved and so did Tina and Bette.
Wonderful wonderful story. Thank you loved every word. Just great!
ROTFL!! ..Now Alice knows what she’s got herself into. That messing with fate had a draw back..and that is Jenny Schecter! …lol!!
Cupid glue! Too funny.
Hi Sea! Its always a pleasure to see a new post from you. Your writing is really brilliant. This story made me giggle the entire time that i was reading this. But just like what i’ve said on your FF Halloween challenge it would be lovely to see a sequel on this one as well;-) thanks 4 this wonderful story and let me be the first one to greet you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL … Thanks for such great chapter seahurst! :-) will there be a continuation of Tina and Bette story after this?! … He3.. ;-)
Thanks Sea for this story. You still have the touch! It was hilarious and I love the way you write Alice. It must be true love if Bette didn’t mind Tina throwing up on her boots. I’m still giggling.
funny and cute story…so agree with the last statement…love will find you :)
I can so see Alice doing that
I love that Alice’s initial concern when Tina threw was for Bette’s shoes. That made me laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing.
Very funny! Thank you. :)
Funny.Great story.Please continue writing.
That was funny and love it!
Hahahahaha now thats funny for some reason I knew that would happen and of all people Jenny oh so CLASSIC!!! Can’t noone make Bette and Tina fall in love when they were alaways destined to be together from the moment they were born! TIBETTE FOR LIFE!