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Love Potions and Fate – A Fan Fic Challenge
“Alice!” Tina warned.
“Okay, fine!” Accepting defeat, Alice stood up and grabbed her purse. “Are you at least going to bless Dana and I with you company tomorrow for lunch at The Planet?”
“I’m going to try…”
“Tinaaaa,” Alice whined.
“I’m going to try Alice. That’s the best I can do right now.”
“Okay fine,” Alice repeated as she disappeared through the door of Tina’s office. “Tomorrow at 1:00!”
~ ~ ~ ~
“Hi Bette. It’s your SHBFF…which, if you’re wondering means your Smokin Hot Brilliantly Fabulous Friend! Just calling to remind you about lunch tomorrow. See you at The Planet at 1:15, and don’t be late!”
Bette laughed as she listened to Alice’s message, writing down the pertinent information in her calendar. She was looking forward to spending time with two of her favorite people.
~ ~ ~ ~
Alice sat at their regular table tapping her fingernails impatiently. “Why is it that people can’t be on time?” She asked as she stared down the front door of The Planet. “I mean what happened to respecting other people’s time these days…huh?”
Dana sat reading her Tennis magazine as she tried to ignored Alice’s questions…knowing she wasn’t actually looking for an answer.
“Really? Why does everyone think that their time is more important than mine? What, it’s okay to make us sit here and wait for them because our time doesn’t mean as much as….oh thank the Goddess!” Alice stopped her rant long enough to breathe a sigh of relief as she watched Tina walk through the door and start to make her way over to them. It’s about fucking time!
“It’s about fucking time!” She repeated out loud to Tina as she pointed to her watch. “Where the hell have you been?!”
“Geez Alice, hello to you too.” Tina answered, a little bewildered by Alice’s attitude. “Why are you so pissed off? I told you I would try to be here, so the fact that I’m here at all should earn me points, not your anger. Besides I’m not that late, it’s only ten after 1:00.”
“It’s just that…” Alice looked nervously at the front door of the café. “It’s been so long we were really looking forward to seeing you today.”
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Well said. Thank you
I wish Bette Porter was on the plane when I threw up in the aisle coming back from vacation about 2 weeks ago. ;-) I was mortified to say the least.
poor Alice didn’t deserve that fate!!! Who knew that vomit was the catalyst of love…LOL!
Hey Michele… WELCOME BACK to Fan Fiction.. you have been missed… loved this, but then again you are one of the masters here on this site… Hope to see some more from you…
hahahaha hilarious! I love this! Thank you
Very funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for this lovely chapter.
I totally agree with the morale of this story, and Alice got what she deserved and so did Tina and Bette.
Wonderful wonderful story. Thank you loved every word. Just great!
ROTFL!! ..Now Alice knows what she’s got herself into. That messing with fate had a draw back..and that is Jenny Schecter! …lol!!
Cupid glue! Too funny.
Hi Sea! Its always a pleasure to see a new post from you. Your writing is really brilliant. This story made me giggle the entire time that i was reading this. But just like what i’ve said on your FF Halloween challenge it would be lovely to see a sequel on this one as well;-) thanks 4 this wonderful story and let me be the first one to greet you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL … Thanks for such great chapter seahurst! :-) will there be a continuation of Tina and Bette story after this?! … He3.. ;-)
Thanks Sea for this story. You still have the touch! It was hilarious and I love the way you write Alice. It must be true love if Bette didn’t mind Tina throwing up on her boots. I’m still giggling.
funny and cute story…so agree with the last statement…love will find you :)
I can so see Alice doing that
I love that Alice’s initial concern when Tina threw was for Bette’s shoes. That made me laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing.
Very funny! Thank you. :)
Funny.Great story.Please continue writing.
That was funny and love it!
Hahahahaha now thats funny for some reason I knew that would happen and of all people Jenny oh so CLASSIC!!! Can’t noone make Bette and Tina fall in love when they were alaways destined to be together from the moment they were born! TIBETTE FOR LIFE!