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Love Potions and Fate – A Fan Fic Challenge
Unbeknownst to Alice and Tina, Bette had walked into the café and was making her way over to her friend’s table. She could see that there was a third person sitting with Alice and Dana, but the woman was drinking from a big glass and Bette couldn’t make out her face. That is, until Bette was almost to the table when the woman lowered her glass.
Oh my…. Bette stumbled to a stop in front of the table, hypnotized by the woman in front of her. She had the most beautiful long blonde hair that glowed as if it were spun from gold. Her hazel eyes were like drops of pure honey, and her smile was like….
Bette shook her head in confusion wondering where all these very un-Bette like platitudes were coming from, then out of nowhere her head was filled with scenes of children playing in a pool, birthday parties, scraped knees, graduations, and a kiss from an older version of the woman sitting in front of her playing like a movie reel in her mind.
What the fuck? Dazed, by the life she had just seen flash before her eyes, she slowly came to her senses, only to notice the woman’s beautiful smile turn into a grimace.
Tina forgot her discomfort as she looked up at the most beautiful woman she had ever seen. She watched as a look of wonder flowed over the woman’s face, clearly seeing something beautiful in her own mind.
Tina was briefly aware of an ache to share in the wonder the other woman was experiencing, before she felt a sickening sweat roll over her skin. Her stomach cramped and in an instant she knew she would have no chance to react…no chance to save herself or her friends from what was coming. Groaning she felt her body bend forward.
Bette watched in horror as the woman who was intertwined into so many of the scenes that had been playing out in her mind, bent over and threw up all over the floor in front of her. She instinctively jumped back, but not fast enough to get out completely out of range.
She heard Alice and Dana both gasp, although Dana was the first to react. “Oh my God Tina, are you okay?!” she asked.
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Well said. Thank you
I wish Bette Porter was on the plane when I threw up in the aisle coming back from vacation about 2 weeks ago. ;-) I was mortified to say the least.
poor Alice didn’t deserve that fate!!! Who knew that vomit was the catalyst of love…LOL!
Hey Michele… WELCOME BACK to Fan Fiction.. you have been missed… loved this, but then again you are one of the masters here on this site… Hope to see some more from you…
hahahaha hilarious! I love this! Thank you
Very funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for this lovely chapter.
I totally agree with the morale of this story, and Alice got what she deserved and so did Tina and Bette.
Wonderful wonderful story. Thank you loved every word. Just great!
ROTFL!! ..Now Alice knows what she’s got herself into. That messing with fate had a draw back..and that is Jenny Schecter! …lol!!
Cupid glue! Too funny.
Hi Sea! Its always a pleasure to see a new post from you. Your writing is really brilliant. This story made me giggle the entire time that i was reading this. But just like what i’ve said on your FF Halloween challenge it would be lovely to see a sequel on this one as well;-) thanks 4 this wonderful story and let me be the first one to greet you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL … Thanks for such great chapter seahurst! :-) will there be a continuation of Tina and Bette story after this?! … He3.. ;-)
Thanks Sea for this story. You still have the touch! It was hilarious and I love the way you write Alice. It must be true love if Bette didn’t mind Tina throwing up on her boots. I’m still giggling.
funny and cute story…so agree with the last statement…love will find you :)
I can so see Alice doing that
I love that Alice’s initial concern when Tina threw was for Bette’s shoes. That made me laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing.
Very funny! Thank you. :)
Funny.Great story.Please continue writing.
That was funny and love it!
Hahahahaha now thats funny for some reason I knew that would happen and of all people Jenny oh so CLASSIC!!! Can’t noone make Bette and Tina fall in love when they were alaways destined to be together from the moment they were born! TIBETTE FOR LIFE!