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Love Potions and Fate – A Fan Fic Challenge
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“No,” Tina smiled. “Please stay.”
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Six months later…
“Oh my sweet sweet Alice! When I breathe in your glorious honeysuckle scent, I feel my whole body floating through the fluffy clouds of your love! When I touch your….”
“Shut the fuck up Jenny, and STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!” Alice yelled with disgust. “What is your problem anyway? Huh? How many times to I have to tell you, I DON’T LOVE YOU!!!”
Alice plopped down in her chair at The Planet only to have Jenny sit in the chair next to her, immediately scooting it closer. “It’s okaymy divine Alice. You may not love me yet, but just wait until you read the book of poems I wrote for you.
”Oh God,” Alice muttered. “Save us all…please!!”
“I’ll spend my life writing you love sonnets my darling Alice. You’ll see my love…you’ll see. We have a glorious future ahead of us.” Jenny caressed Alice’s arm, batting her long eyelashes at her.
Alice snatched her arm out of Jenny’s paws and muttered for not the first time, “It’s that fucking potion! I couldn’t leave it alone. No, not Alice! I had to stick my nose in Bette and Tina’s business and look where it got me! Tina threw up the potion before it could take effect, and Bette still fell instantly in love with her. And what do I get for all my trouble? Hmmm? Not one ‘why thank you Alice for introducing me to the love of my life!’ Not even a ‘how do you fucking do!’
Alice rubbed her forehead and looked over at a doey eyed Jenny. “No, all I get is Jenny Fucking Schecter stuck to me like fucking Cupid glue!”
“Hey Al,” Dana said as she came up to the table. Looking up at Dana, Alice’s mind kicked into gear. I wonder if there is a cure for that damn potion… She jumped out of her chair and grabbed her by the hand. “Come one Dane!”
“What…wait a minute,” Dana whined. “Where are we going? I just got here!”
“We’re going to go skip through the fucking forest…that’s where!!
The moral of the story?
Love is love, and it will always find its home….so don’t be messing with the Fates!!
The End
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Well said. Thank you
I wish Bette Porter was on the plane when I threw up in the aisle coming back from vacation about 2 weeks ago. ;-) I was mortified to say the least.
poor Alice didn’t deserve that fate!!! Who knew that vomit was the catalyst of love…LOL!
Hey Michele… WELCOME BACK to Fan Fiction.. you have been missed… loved this, but then again you are one of the masters here on this site… Hope to see some more from you…
hahahaha hilarious! I love this! Thank you
Very funny, I have tears in my eyes. Thanks for this lovely chapter.
I totally agree with the morale of this story, and Alice got what she deserved and so did Tina and Bette.
Wonderful wonderful story. Thank you loved every word. Just great!
ROTFL!! ..Now Alice knows what she’s got herself into. That messing with fate had a draw back..and that is Jenny Schecter! …lol!!
Cupid glue! Too funny.
Hi Sea! Its always a pleasure to see a new post from you. Your writing is really brilliant. This story made me giggle the entire time that i was reading this. But just like what i’ve said on your FF Halloween challenge it would be lovely to see a sequel on this one as well;-) thanks 4 this wonderful story and let me be the first one to greet you a very Happy Thanksgiving!
LOL … Thanks for such great chapter seahurst! :-) will there be a continuation of Tina and Bette story after this?! … He3.. ;-)
Thanks Sea for this story. You still have the touch! It was hilarious and I love the way you write Alice. It must be true love if Bette didn’t mind Tina throwing up on her boots. I’m still giggling.
funny and cute story…so agree with the last statement…love will find you :)
I can so see Alice doing that
I love that Alice’s initial concern when Tina threw was for Bette’s shoes. That made me laugh out loud. Thank you for sharing.
Very funny! Thank you. :)
Funny.Great story.Please continue writing.
That was funny and love it!
Hahahahaha now thats funny for some reason I knew that would happen and of all people Jenny oh so CLASSIC!!! Can’t noone make Bette and Tina fall in love when they were alaways destined to be together from the moment they were born! TIBETTE FOR LIFE!