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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“Jeez, I really hope not.” Sam murmured. Pulling her legs closer to her body, she began picking on her sneakers and drawing small circles on the pavement with the pointy tip of her shoelaces. Her body shuddered involuntarily when the sounds of hacking, heaving and vomit piling down on the toilet like a waterfall escaped through the tiny cracks on the worn door. Poor Al. Her heart went out to her hungover friend. They weren’t heartless, each one of them was more than willing to be with Alice to hold her hair or stroke her back; but knowing very well that they all suffered from second-hand nausea (the ‘you puke, I puke, remember?’ syndrome), Alice thought it best to worship the porcelain god on her own. Chances are, whoever went in with her to hold back her hair would wind up getting sick all over her head too. So no.. no thank you.
“I don’t think I’ve ever seen her this hungover since junior year in Yale..” Bette spoke up after a moment, her teeth worrying on her lip.
“You know she’s never been able to handle vodka that well.” Shane shrugged, cautiously unplugging one ear and checking if it was safe to smoke now. Alice was no lightweight, but vodka was her Achilles heel.
Aside from having two shots of tequila each, they wiped out three different flavors of vodka last night – somehow, the majority of the booze winded up inside Alice since she called the shots and gamely downed the ones that her friends didn’t drink. While the others stayed well within their tolerance limits (thus, avoiding a hangover), Alice had polished off their drinks like a boss. And now here she was, vomiting like one. Bette pursed her lips in thought. “I wonder which bottle did her in?”
“The second one, I think.” Sam guessed. “It was kinda strong.”
“I dunno, the third one had quite some kick.”
“I’d say it was the first.” Shane disagreed.
“Hey Al!” Sam called out, looking to settle the debate. “What does your puke taste like?”
“My God,” They heard Alice groan from inside. “Like fucking lychee.”
“Second one it is.” Bette grinned wryly.
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!