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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“Holy. Fucking. Shit.”
“We just perved on Alice.” Bette looked positively nauseous. “I feel dirty.”
“Filthy.” Sam concurred with a shudder.
“This never happened.” Bette gave her friends a stern look.
“Yes. And if you guys ever tell her that I thought she had a cute tight ass, I’d tell her you both said she had a nice rack.” Shane seconded, looking gravelly ill.
“Can I get nightmares for this?” Sam asked Bette fearfully, feeling the hairs on her neck standing on end.
“Can? More like ‘will’..” Bette sighed. “And the answer is: definitely.”
“Oh fuck me..”
“Oh no you didn’t!” Shane’s jaw fell open, her eyes wide as saucers.
“Great.” Bette rolled her eyes at Sam. “You mentioned the F word. Now you just jinxed yourself into having a sex dream about Al.”
Sam whimpered.
Shane bit the insides of her cheeks, trying to suppress a laugh. Sam looked absolutely petrified. It was golden.
“Don’t you dare laugh.” Sam wagged a finger at Shane, her eyes flashing in warning.
“Oh c’mon, you’re going to have a sex dream about Alice. You have to admit, it’s pretty funny.”
“As funny as you actually sleeping with Al in real life?” Bette chided slyly, effectively killing the smile on her friend’s lips. “Remember our senior year in Redwind? When you ran off with Al to Vegas cause you were a pair of peeping fuckers?”
Shane paled.
Sam whistled. “That was some night..”
“Crazy.” Bette agreed.
“We still have pictures of it, right?”
“Posters too.” Bette nodded, a devious grin on her face. It was all staged, of course, but Al and Shane still didn’t know that (nor will they ever). Now it was Shane’s turn to look positively nauseous.
“Maybe it won’t be that bad to have sex with Al in your dreams, Sammy.” Bette told her bestfriend. She cast a sideways glance at an ashen Shane. “After all, this one here did appear to enjoy it.”
“Please don’t. Stop.” Shane plugged her ears with her fingers, her eyes screwed tightly shut.
“Please don’t stop?” Bette repeated. Her grin got broader. “See? She’s already rehashing it in her mind.”
“Naughty, naughty.” Sam ribbed, clicking her tongue.
“Okay.. okay. You guys proved your point.” Shane raised her hands in surrender. “So please, stop now or else we’ll all have bad dreams tonight.”
Bad dreams? That was the understatement of the century. “Fucking nightmares, you mean. Literally.” Bette corrected. The two others murmured their agreement.
After a moment of silence, Sam let out a hearty yawn. “I’m exhausted.”
They all had to agree. It’s been a long day.
“What a night, huh?” Bette exhaled loudly. “We perved on Alice..”
“Sam got bitchslapped by a penis..” Shane added.
“And you got poked in your mouth by one.” Sam reminded.
The three sighed.
Bette looked at the two. “What happens at the Grand Canyon–”
“–stays at the Grand Canyon.” Sam and Shane finished.
“Hey.. what do you think will happen in Vegas tomorrow?” Sam turned to Bette.
“We’ll know soon enough.”
Oh yes they will.
to be continued..
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!