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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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Bette stiffened. “It does?”
“You talked about her frickin’ breasts..”
“Did I?” Bette played dumb.
Sam floored her with a look. “You referred to her boobs five times in just one paragraph, B. That’s five times too many.”
Flushed from head to neck, Bette had to avert her gaze in embarrassment. Maybe she did go a little overboard when she complimented Tina’s ample assets.. five times. Allegedly. Hey, they were pretty damn remarkable, sue her. “Okay, so maybe I shouldn’t have mentioned her boobs..”
“Maybe?”
“Fine, I shouldn’t have – at all.”
“Just her boobs though?” Sam arched an eyebrow, goading. “What else shouldn’t you have mentioned?”
A guilty Bette refused to meet Sam’s eyes.
“Maybe her ass?” Sam provided, waving the piece of paper in her hand and pointing out the guilty parts for added emphasis. “You could practically cross out the entire second paragraph and just rap Sir Mix-A-Lot’s Baby Got Back. Same message, and way less sleazier, to be honest.”
Bette couldn’t think of a comeback – witty, defensive, aggressive or otherwise. Okay, so she did sing praises to Tina’s ass. Maybe it was a tad bit inappropriate.
Unfortunately for Bette’s embattled ego, Sam wasn’t done with her critique. “B, you’re generally not allowed to mention tits and ass in your vows unless you’re a pimp or Hugh Hefner. And even then, you have to be pretty shameless to read something that seems like it was plucked out of a sordid chapter of a Harlequin romance in front of your family and friends.”
“…”
“I mean, it’s tough enough that we have to sit through your brand of cheese, but porno cheese? That’s something else.”
By this point, Bette wished for nothing more than for the ground to open up and swallow her whole. “I was only trying to say nice things about her..” She fought the urge to sulk, her face still burning red.
“I know you were.” Sam’s voice softened considerably. “But you’re horny, you’re trying to be extra romantic, and subtlety was never your strong suit.” She stated bluntly, taking no prisoners. “And all those three together just spell disaster – and well, make for vows that appear to be written by a horn dog with a specific tits and ass fetish.”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!