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    Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)

     

    “Watch the road, zit neck!” Alice swatted Shane’s arm in reproach, her other arm clinging tightly against the headrest of her seat.

     

    “Sorry..” The guilty party mumbled sheepishly, bringing the Hummer back to the right side of the road. Thank God there was no incoming traffic, otherwise they’d all be roadkill by now. Note to self: No matter how pleasurable, never allow strippers wearing cheap lipstick to kiss her neck, not only were they deadly, they gave her gross neck pimples too.

     

    “Are you guys alright?” Tina’s worried voice filtered out of the earpiece, bringing her fiancée back to reality.

     

    “Yeah, sorry, we’re good.” Bette cleared her throat, willing her heart rate to drop down to normal – and also for her blood to return to her left hand since Sam practically cut off her circulation by grabbing on to her wrist like a vice.

     

    “I almost shit myself.” Sam murmured to herself, breathing hard, face ashen.

     

    “Almost?” Bette raised an eyebrow.

     

    “You probably just farted in fright.” Alice dismissed. She wrinkled her nose. “Yeah.. yeah, oh my God, you did. At least I hope that was just gas and not much else.”

     

    A beet red Sam forced a laugh and opened her window a notch, letting the bad air out.

     

    “Porter?” Tina beckoned.

     

    “Yes?”

     

    “You’re not off the hook yet, you know.”

     

    A resigned Bette sighed and shook her head, a smile playing on her lips. Of course she wasn’t. She narrowed her eyes at the blue ones watching her like a hawk in front, knowing her friend was just waiting for the moment that she’d make herself vulnerable so she could start making fun of her. Well, she made sure not to disappoint. “I miss you too.” She told her fiancee, loud and proud. She was no pushover; she was Bette fucking Porter and she had ways of weaseling out of Alice’s incessant teasing – like kicking the back of the blonde’s chair so hard that her friend toppled against the dashboard before she could open her big mouth.

     

    “What was that noise?” Tina inquired, startled by the loud yelp she heard in the background.

     

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    1. OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx

    2. Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x

    3. This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!

    4. I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D

    5. Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D

    6. I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.

      Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!

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