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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“Babe?” Tina finally spoke up, her voice somber.
“Hm?”
“You can hit her chair again if you want to.”
“…”
“Stop gloating, I know you want to do it.”
“…”
“Like you said, she’s jinxing our sex life.”
“So uh.. who’s the sociopath now?”
“Shut up.”
“Enabler..” Bette coughed.
“You know what they say, babe..”
“Birds of the same feather–”
“–marry each other.”
“Wise words.”
“Damn right.”
“TK and Porter sitting on a–OW! Motherfucking hell!”
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Three hours later.
Grand Canyon, AZ.
“Alice?”
“….”
“Al?”
“…”
“Wake up..” Shane nudged the blonde on the shoulder, pulling Alice out of what looked to be quite a pleasant dream. Not surprisingly, she was rewarded with a fine display of her friend’s rich and colorful vocabulary. Shane couldn’t care less. Wasn’t really her fault though. Alice did tell her to wake her up when they arrived. “We’re here.”
“Must you always have sucky timing?” Alice complained, her voice thick with sleep. “I was almost there.”
“Almost where?”
Alice rolled her eyes at Shane’s pathetic attempt to play dumb. “Just because you got to score last night does not make it okay for you to cockblock me in my dreams. How rude!”
Fighting the urge to laugh, Shane mumbled a half-hearted apology to placate the blonde. Alice looked pissed off enough, no need to anger her further by laughing at her interrupted orgasm – even if it was just all in her head. She could sympathize though. She loved her sex dreams too. After all, she defines nightmares as just dreams without sex.
“Bette?”
“Hm?”
“What should we do first?” Shane asked, shooting a quick glance at the girl in the backseat while expertly maneuvering their way past the many tour buses the littered the roads. “Should we check-in at the lodge or go sight-seeing right away?”
Bette, who was preoccupied with playing Angry Birds on her iPad, could only be bothered to offer a noncommittal shrug. “Whatever. Either’s fine.”
“I want some coffee.” Alice yawned, rubbing her eyes free from the remnants of sleep with her fist.
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!