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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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Bette raised a hand. “Mi–”
“I’ll ask!” Alice shrieked, interrupting her friend and making everyone flinch with the shrillness of her voice.
“Have at it.” Bette sighed in resignation, giving the floor to the overeager blonde.
Alice rubbed her hands together in excitement, her blue eyes twinkling with mischief. “TK.. would you rather..” She paused for dramatic effect. “..have a vagina for a mouth or pubic hair as eyebrows and eyelashes?”
“Oh my God..” Sam cracked up, and so did Bette and Shane.
On the other end of the line, Tina clicked her tongue in mock reproach. “Are those the kinds of questions you’ve been asking each other?”
“Yes.”
“Is there any possibility that we might alter this game into a more dignified one?”
A look passed between the four friends.
“Nah,” They chorused with a laugh.
At this, Tina had to shake her head and smile. “Fine,” She relented.
“Your answer?” Alice reminded.
“Pubic eyebrows.”
“And lashes.”
“Yes, and lashes.” Tina chuckled.
“So you don’t want another set of P-lips, TK?”
“On my face? Absolutely not.”
“Multiple orgasms, love.” Bette pointed out cheekily.
“Think of how varied and creative your sex life would be..” Sam added in, playing devil’s advocate.
“I know, but I’m thinking in terms of practicality.” Tina replied, feigning seriousness.
“In what sense?”
“I mean, having pubic facial hair or a vag on my face would entail some major grooming on my part. And I don’t know about you girls, but I think I’d rather tweeze my pubic hair eyebrows every day then get a weekly Brazilian for my vagina lips.”
The four girls laughed and cheered at her answer.
“You win, TK.” Alice gave a slow clap. “You fucking win.”
With that out of the way, Bette took her phone back and brought it out of speaker mode, opting to talk to her fiancee privately. “Are you at the shoot in Malibu?”
“Yeah, they’re just setting up right now. Nothing much to supervise. I’m just killing time inside Gabe’s trailer.”
“So you’re calling me cause you’re bored?”
“Would your rather I say that it was because I missed you?”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!