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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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Bette smiled angelically at a scowling Alice. “Nothing, love. Just the sound of karma at work.”
“You hit Al, didn’t you?”
“Of course not.”
“That fucking hurt!” Alice protested, looking positively affronted. “I could’ve gone through the windshield!”
“So you did hit her.”
“No, I hit her chair. That’s different.”
“It’s the same thing.”
“Nope, it’s really not.”
“Porter.”
“Kennard.”
“Apologize to Alice.”
Bette whined.
“Am I really marrying a violent sociopath?”
“Yes.”
“…”
“A rich, good-looking violent sociopath who loves you though.”
“Is that supposed to make me feel better?”
“Loads better.”
“…”
“Aw c’mon, I was just kidding.”
“Say sorry to Alice.”
“Ehhhhh..”
“Don’t be stubborn.”
“You know I can’t help it.”
“She arranged your whole bachelorette roadtrip, be nice.”
“But-”
“No buts.”
“Aw, fine.” Bette grumbled, pouting like a child who was just forced to apologize (which, in a way, she was). She had to force the words through clenched teeth. “Sorry Al.”
“See? That wasn’t so hard, was it?”
“No comment.”
“Porter..”
“She’s gloating.”
“Let it go, sweetie.”
“But she’s–”
“TK and Porter sitting on a tree, k-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes war, then comes forgiveness, than comes love and a sexless marriage!”
“…”
“Was that Alice?”
“Yes..”
“TK and Porter sitting on a tree, l-i-c-k-i-n-g. First comes a baby, then comes another, then comes mommies that have no sex forever!”
Bette scoffed and rolled her eyes at her friend’s off-key singing – or really, just plain childish teasing. Alice had been singing that song on-and-off since yesterday. It’s getting old, really. “She calls it’s our lesbian bed death song. Basically, she’s jinxing our sex life.”
“I can’t jinx something that’s currently non-existent.” Alice smiled angelically, batting her eyelashes at Bette’s celibate ass.
The brunette snorted, all bitter. “Did you hear what she just said?”
“…”
“Kennard?”
“…”
“You still there?”
“TK and Porter sitting on a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g. First cums Tina, then cums Bette, then no one cums, say hello bed death!”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!