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    Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Eighteen (Based loosely on HYD: Returns)

     

    “Yes.”

     

    “What about the soup?”

     

    “I dunno, palm it or something.”

     

    “Palm it?! Where are we, in the jungle?”

     

    “I know it might seem otherwise, but the ‘burbs isn’t exactly in the middle of nowhere, Kennard.”

     

    “Smart ass!”

     

    “Fine, use a spoon on the soup but use your hands with everything else.”

     

    “Do you also ask Sonja to do this for you?”

     

    Nod. “She feeds me too.”

     

    “With her bare hands?”

     

    “No. With a spoon.”

     

    “Then why am I different?”

     

    “Because.”

     

    “Because what?”

     

    “Secret.”

     

    “You really want to make things hard for me, don’t you?”

     

    “No.”

     

    “I don’t believe you.”

     

    “…”

     

    “What did you say?”

     

    “Nothing.”

     

    “I saw your lips move.”

     

    Sigh. “I said,” Sigh. “I said.. food tastes better when you’re feeding me with your hands.”

     

    “…”

     

    “You make even the yuckiest vegetables taste good.”

     

    “I do?”

     

    Weak nod.

     

    “Are you only saying that so you could get my fingers in your mouth?”

     

    Wicked smile.

     

    “Ugh.. sick. You’re a perv.”

     

    “A hungry perv.”

     

    Siiigh. “Fine. Say ahhh..”

     

    “Ahhh.. mmmmmmmmm.. yummy..” Crunch. “Oww..”

     

    “Heh.. I fed you the shrimp skin..”

     

    “Meanie.”

     

     

    ———

     

     

    “Kennard!!!” Bette beckoned, finishing the last piece of strawberry on her dessert platter.

     

    “Just a minute!” A voice called out from inside her bathroom.

     

    “Hurry up!”

     

    “I can’t. My hands smell like seafood!”

     

    Bette chuckled softly, listening to the sound of running water and Tina furiously rubbing her skin with soap. “Fine, take your time!” She lifted her hands behind her head and leaned back against the seat.

     

    Bam!

     

    “Por.. Miss Bette?” Tina called out, hearing the sound of something hitting the table followed by clattering plates. “What was that?” When she heard no answer, she dried her hands and walked out of the bathroom. Her master was in her place by the table, looking at her index finger with wide eyes.

     

    “Oh God!” Bette cried out. There was blood.

     

    Tina hurried over to the brunette, knowing how much the sight of blood scared F4′s tough leader. “Gimme that..” Without warning, she took Bette’s hand in hers and sucked the bloody finger in her mouth.

    Comments

    1. this installment had me literally wheezing with laughter! so many one-liners i had to read again, they were just so good. so funny and sweet, our two stubborn soulmates – the maid scenario was a tricky proposition and you pulled it off brilliantly :-) this story is one of a kind. belated birthday wishes alchemy – i hope it was a great one – and i can’t wait for the next post

    2. You did it again alch. I wish I can do what you do. Hilarious! Need to get rid of shawty and red, something tells me they’ll be showing in the Hamptons. Awesom are you. I’m not worth, I’m not worthy! Happy B-day!

    3. This was the first I have read of your story. I read this whole post in one sitting. I will have to go back and read all the other post. Nothing else is going to being getting done around here until I’m caught up. :)This was crazy fun in places. Bette is so mean and sarcastic but this has been a fun read. Thanks for the post.

    4. I’ m very happy that you didn’ t write for a while for good things. Happy birthday Alchemy (although I’ m belated)! I hope you had a great time and a lot of drinks! As for the story, another perfect chapter as always. Thank you very much for that story. I have said it before and I will say it again: It’ s my favourite. Thank you girl. I can’ t wait for the next one. Many kisses.

    5. Happy B’day Alchy!!! May you have a wonderful upcoming year – and thank you for your gift of writing for us. First…LOL!Secondly…ROFL!Thirdly…ROFLMAO!!!!!I love fun-Alchy! (yes…I know…you had to do the drama…but you are the Mt. Everest-of-fanfic humor!” I laughed so hard…my dog started to bark with all the excitement and joy! You are simply C-O-N-T-A-G-I-O-U-S-L-Y F-U-N!!!!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *btw…what a tease with the ‘almost kiss.’ :)I love Tina when she’s all “weed-like.” Brings out the flirt in Bette. So sweet! PPS!

    6. Happy Birthday Alchemy, wishing you all the best my friend. OMG that was so freaking funny and sweet, B&T are killing us here with their stbborn and crazy way there lol. Please post more, thanks!

    7. Oh I haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while. Alchemy that was just an amazing chapter, all of it. There are so many examples of your unique humor from Bette’s admission of her love for Tina to Tina’s drooling conversation with Bette concerning her breath. Awesome. Thanks for posting I loved the read.

    8. It took me 6 days to have the courage to read this Alch, I couldn’t bear to see them hurting each other that much. Then I wanted to see at what level you were so I finally read it. I am so glad I’ve done it BECAUSE I love it almost back to what I love about your story: LOVE and CARE. Thank you, thank you, thank you and a late HAPPY BIRTHDAY

    9. And funny funny funny. It just like I like it woowoo. It was funny even if they are not back back together yet thy=ey are togethr right??? It was great.

    10. Happy Belated Birthday, Alch! I feel like I’m the one getting the present with this chapter. Your humor is exceptional…had me laughing like a loon the whole way through. Too many good parts to mention starting with Bette’s horrific morning breath to Tina’s asphyxiatingly tight new uniform. Just brilliant!!

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