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Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Eighteen (Based loosely on HYD: Returns)
“My God..” Bette exhaled. “It smells like.. like..”
“Daffodils?”
“Formalin.” The brunette pinched the tip of her nose in disgust and turned her head away. “Jesus, what kind of parlor did you go to, a funeral one?”
“Don’t be mean.” Sonja pouted, grabbing a fistful of strands and bringing them to her nose, inhaling consciously. “It’s rejuvenating. I’m only supposed to use it for a week to get rid of all the dry strands-”
“How? By embalming them?” Bette retorted wickedly, donning an impish grin.
“Ahhhhh Miss Bette,” Sonja sighed and shook her head, accepting the fact that she could never win against this one when exchanging barbs. “You’re a handful and you’re too much of a smart ass, pardon my language, but I’m really going to miss you..” She took the girl in her arms and gave her the tightest embrace. “I need to go. Be nice to Miss Tina, okay?”
“I’ll try.”
“You behave now..” Sonja kissed the top of those messy brown curls and hugged the girl tighter. “I’ll call and check on you from time to time. Will you miss me?”
“No.”
“Is that a lie?”
“Maybe.”
Sonja chuckled. “I love you, my little miss.” She gave her adoptive daughter from hell one more squeeze and held on for another minute.
“Porky?” Bette murmured from the woman’s chest.
“Yes?”
“Your giant bow is attacking my face.”
“Yeah? Could be worse..”
“How?”
“It could come undone and then my chichis would be the ones attacking you..”
“Ewwwwwwww.. saggy tits! Gross..”
“They’re not saggy..”
Bette snorted. “The only thing keeping them up is the mountain of tummy flab they’re resting on.”
“My stomach fat is quite handy, huh?” The woman giggled softly.
The master and her maid remained in the same tight position for yet another minute.
“Hey Sonja?”
“Yes Miss Bette?”
“I’ll really miss you..”
“I know, me too.”
Silence.
“Can your bow let go of my face now?”
“Give me another minute.”
“Okay.”
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thanks alchemy! happy birthday and i hope you had a great celebration. your dialogue is just the best and looking forward to the next update.
this installment had me literally wheezing with laughter! so many one-liners i had to read again, they were just so good. so funny and sweet, our two stubborn soulmates – the maid scenario was a tricky proposition and you pulled it off brilliantly :-) this story is one of a kind. belated birthday wishes alchemy – i hope it was a great one – and i can’t wait for the next post
You did it again alch. I wish I can do what you do. Hilarious! Need to get rid of shawty and red, something tells me they’ll be showing in the Hamptons. Awesom are you. I’m not worth, I’m not worthy! Happy B-day!
This was the first I have read of your story. I read this whole post in one sitting. I will have to go back and read all the other post. Nothing else is going to being getting done around here until I’m caught up. :)This was crazy fun in places. Bette is so mean and sarcastic but this has been a fun read. Thanks for the post.
Love it as usual. Thanks and PPS!
I’ m very happy that you didn’ t write for a while for good things. Happy birthday Alchemy (although I’ m belated)! I hope you had a great time and a lot of drinks! As for the story, another perfect chapter as always. Thank you very much for that story. I have said it before and I will say it again: It’ s my favourite. Thank you girl. I can’ t wait for the next one. Many kisses.
thanks for the update.just loved it it.keep up the good work.pps
Happy B’day Alchy!!! May you have a wonderful upcoming year – and thank you for your gift of writing for us. First…LOL!Secondly…ROFL!Thirdly…ROFLMAO!!!!!I love fun-Alchy! (yes…I know…you had to do the drama…but you are the Mt. Everest-of-fanfic humor!” I laughed so hard…my dog started to bark with all the excitement and joy! You are simply C-O-N-T-A-G-I-O-U-S-L-Y F-U-N!!!!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *btw…what a tease with the ‘almost kiss.’ :)I love Tina when she’s all “weed-like.” Brings out the flirt in Bette. So sweet! PPS!
Happy Birthday Alchemy, wishing you all the best my friend. OMG that was so freaking funny and sweet, B&T are killing us here with their stbborn and crazy way there lol. Please post more, thanks!
Oh I haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while. Alchemy that was just an amazing chapter, all of it. There are so many examples of your unique humor from Bette’s admission of her love for Tina to Tina’s drooling conversation with Bette concerning her breath. Awesome. Thanks for posting I loved the read.
Hey Alchemy. Happy Birthday! Hope it was a great one. This is a wonderful story and funny too! I can’t wait for your next post.
This was a fun update! PPS
I love this story. How does Bette have anyone working for her? She is so mean. Good thing Tina really does love her and vice versa.
Thank you for the update. This is my favorite story and I was getting worried that you would stop posting. Thanks
What can I say, I am in awe of your writing. I absolutley love this story!
It took me 6 days to have the courage to read this Alch, I couldn’t bear to see them hurting each other that much. Then I wanted to see at what level you were so I finally read it. I am so glad I’ve done it BECAUSE I love it almost back to what I love about your story: LOVE and CARE. Thank you, thank you, thank you and a late HAPPY BIRTHDAY
And funny funny funny. It just like I like it woowoo. It was funny even if they are not back back together yet thy=ey are togethr right??? It was great.
Happy Belated Birthday, Alch! I feel like I’m the one getting the present with this chapter. Your humor is exceptional…had me laughing like a loon the whole way through. Too many good parts to mention starting with Bette’s horrific morning breath to Tina’s asphyxiatingly tight new uniform. Just brilliant!!
HBD Alch! Thanks for a great update! You were worrying me there for a bit. Hilarious chapter BTW.
what a happy day when i see a new post from you, luved it as usual!!
It took me a while but I finally read every chapter of this story. Great story. I can’t wait for the next installment.