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Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Eighteen (Based loosely on HYD: Returns)
Bette nodded in defeat.
“Aww.. chin up. It can’t be that bad..” Sonja cooed, lifting Bette’s chin and coaxing a smile from her forlorn master. “I really thought you’d be happy about it..”
“Why should I be?”
“Cause you’d be with her again everyday.. you don’t have to worry if she’s sleeping well or eating right, you’d know for sure.” Sonja smiled. “And just like before, Miss Tina will be the last one you’d see before you go to sleep and the first person there when you wake up.” She continued, enjoying the look of longing that was beginning to show in Bette’s brown eyes. “She’ll feed you, wake you, dress you, bathe you. Basically, take care of your every needs like I do.”
“She used to do those things for me before..” Bette mused, somewhat bittersweetly.
“Yes, only this time, you’re going to be paying for her services.”
“Like a hooker?”
“No. Well, yes.. in a way. But that’s a bad comparison so don’t let Miss Tina ever hear you say that.”
“Fine..” Bette sighed and sat down on the edge of the bed. Might as well enjoy herself, right? Truth be told, she really did want Tina near. No matter how much abuse she received from her this morning, seeing the blonde there when she woke up brought her world spinning – in a very good way. Despite her meddling, her fat old maid probably did some good. “Sonja, what time do you have to–” Bette paused. “What the fuck?!” She exclaimed in surprise, her lips twisting in bewilderment. Now that she’s finally calmed down and the angry veil around her eyes had been lifted, she finally got a chance to really take in what was right in front of her. “Jesus Christ! What’s up with your clothes?!” She looked at Sonja’s short cutesy dress with a grimace. It was fat-squeezingly tight, blood red and had a big, asymmetrical bow at the chest. “You look so.. so..”
“Alluring?”
“Disturbing.”
“Sexy.” Sonja corrected.
“Scary.” Bette amended.
Sonja frowned. “Young and hip.”
“Matronly.” Bette made a face. “And to make matters worse, matronly and obese. The worst combination yet. Eww..”
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thanks alchemy! happy birthday and i hope you had a great celebration. your dialogue is just the best and looking forward to the next update.
this installment had me literally wheezing with laughter! so many one-liners i had to read again, they were just so good. so funny and sweet, our two stubborn soulmates – the maid scenario was a tricky proposition and you pulled it off brilliantly :-) this story is one of a kind. belated birthday wishes alchemy – i hope it was a great one – and i can’t wait for the next post
You did it again alch. I wish I can do what you do. Hilarious! Need to get rid of shawty and red, something tells me they’ll be showing in the Hamptons. Awesom are you. I’m not worth, I’m not worthy! Happy B-day!
This was the first I have read of your story. I read this whole post in one sitting. I will have to go back and read all the other post. Nothing else is going to being getting done around here until I’m caught up. :)This was crazy fun in places. Bette is so mean and sarcastic but this has been a fun read. Thanks for the post.
Love it as usual. Thanks and PPS!
I’ m very happy that you didn’ t write for a while for good things. Happy birthday Alchemy (although I’ m belated)! I hope you had a great time and a lot of drinks! As for the story, another perfect chapter as always. Thank you very much for that story. I have said it before and I will say it again: It’ s my favourite. Thank you girl. I can’ t wait for the next one. Many kisses.
thanks for the update.just loved it it.keep up the good work.pps
Happy B’day Alchy!!! May you have a wonderful upcoming year – and thank you for your gift of writing for us. First…LOL!Secondly…ROFL!Thirdly…ROFLMAO!!!!!I love fun-Alchy! (yes…I know…you had to do the drama…but you are the Mt. Everest-of-fanfic humor!” I laughed so hard…my dog started to bark with all the excitement and joy! You are simply C-O-N-T-A-G-I-O-U-S-L-Y F-U-N!!!!!! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! *btw…what a tease with the ‘almost kiss.’ :)I love Tina when she’s all “weed-like.” Brings out the flirt in Bette. So sweet! PPS!
Happy Birthday Alchemy, wishing you all the best my friend. OMG that was so freaking funny and sweet, B&T are killing us here with their stbborn and crazy way there lol. Please post more, thanks!
Oh I haven’t laughed that hard in quite a while. Alchemy that was just an amazing chapter, all of it. There are so many examples of your unique humor from Bette’s admission of her love for Tina to Tina’s drooling conversation with Bette concerning her breath. Awesome. Thanks for posting I loved the read.
Hey Alchemy. Happy Birthday! Hope it was a great one. This is a wonderful story and funny too! I can’t wait for your next post.
This was a fun update! PPS
I love this story. How does Bette have anyone working for her? She is so mean. Good thing Tina really does love her and vice versa.
Thank you for the update. This is my favorite story and I was getting worried that you would stop posting. Thanks
What can I say, I am in awe of your writing. I absolutley love this story!
It took me 6 days to have the courage to read this Alch, I couldn’t bear to see them hurting each other that much. Then I wanted to see at what level you were so I finally read it. I am so glad I’ve done it BECAUSE I love it almost back to what I love about your story: LOVE and CARE. Thank you, thank you, thank you and a late HAPPY BIRTHDAY
And funny funny funny. It just like I like it woowoo. It was funny even if they are not back back together yet thy=ey are togethr right??? It was great.
Happy Belated Birthday, Alch! I feel like I’m the one getting the present with this chapter. Your humor is exceptional…had me laughing like a loon the whole way through. Too many good parts to mention starting with Bette’s horrific morning breath to Tina’s asphyxiatingly tight new uniform. Just brilliant!!
HBD Alch! Thanks for a great update! You were worrying me there for a bit. Hilarious chapter BTW.
what a happy day when i see a new post from you, luved it as usual!!
It took me a while but I finally read every chapter of this story. Great story. I can’t wait for the next installment.