INT. – TIM & JENNY’S HOUSE – NIGHT

[Tim sits on the floor, deeply enthralled in a men’s slalom sports program. Jenny lays on the couch, staring at the ceiling. After a moment she reaches out a hand and touches his shoulder. He’s oblivious, so she gets up, sits on the floor next to him, and puts his arm around her shoulders. She snuggles up to him, smiling. ]

Tim: So, uh… Nick is in town, huh?

Jenny: Mm-hmm.

Tim: (nods) (still watching TV) Mm.

Jenny: It’s the MLA convention. I told him that we were getting married and you know what he said? “Congratulations.”

Tim: (nods) (watching TV) Really?

Jenny: You know what? Nick Barashkov is, like, this pretentious asshole who milks his minor literary stature by fucking these impressionable, young undergrads. Okay, you have to give me some more credit. Please?

[Tim looks at Jenny. She kisses his shoulder, and he chuckles and goes back to watching the TV. She kisses his ear, then his cheek, but when she tries to kiss his lips, he moves away.]

Tim: You know the men’s slalom’s on. I’ve been waiting all night for this.

Jenny: Oh, I’m sorry.

[Tim chuckles.]

Jenny: Yeah. Okay.

[Jenny kisses him anyway, then takes the remote from his hand and sets it on the floor.]

Tim: (chuckling) Come on.

[Jenny starts to kiss him all over, finally gaining his complete attention. She puts her hand on his crotch.]

[Later -]

[Tim and Jenny are having sex in front of the TV. The men’s slalom is still on, but the sound is muted.]

[Jenny doesn’t seem to be into it. Tim stops and looks down at her.]

Tim: Where are you?

[Jenny looks up at him, but she sees Marina instead, smiling down at her.]

Jenny: I’m right – I’m right here.

Tim: You look like you’re someplace else.

Jenny: No, no, I’m right here.

Tim: Really?

Jenny: Yeah. C’mere. It’s okay.

[They kiss. They resume having sex.]

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – NIGHT

[Bette arrives home. Tina is in the kitchen. Bette closes the door and turns to Tina as she walks in. Soft classical guitar music plays in the background.]

Bette: I am fucking dying out there! These Philistines are just breaking my –

[Bette sees the dinner table. It’s set for three people. Tina watches her for a reaction, but Bette hasn’t seen what’s sitting on the third plate.]

Bette: No. Tina… you invited someone to dinner? (takes off jacket) I’ve had the worst fucking day, the last thing on earth I want to do is to have to make con –

[Bette stops. She sees something sitting on the third dinner plate. Her expression warms as she goes to pick it up. It’s Tina’s pregnancy test stick with the positive result. She looks at it. Tina watches her closely.]

[Bette looks up, an immense smile on her face. Tina smiles. Bette puts down the test and walks into the kitchen. She kisses Tina.]

Bette: (whispering, in between kisses) I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

[Bette and Tina smile at each other. Bette’s eyes water.]

Tina: I called Dr. Wilson and she said we should come in tomorrow, for an ultra-sound. (takes deep breath) (smiling) Just to confirm the results.

Bette: I am sorry I was such an asshole.

Tina: I’m sorry you had such a bad day. I’m sure everything is gonna be okay.

Bette: Sure it will.

Tina: Yeah. (smiling) We’re gonna have a baby.

Bette: (whispering) (smiles) (eyes watering) We are. We are.

[Bette hugs Tina.]

Bette: (whispering) Oh. I love you.

Tina: (whispering) I love you, too.

INT. – THE PLANET – DAY

[Alice is at the counter, talking to Marina.]

Marina: I tell you, you’re good with your mama, you’re good all over.

Alice: (waves hand) Ai, ai, ai. Allright, just give me a triple shot.

[Alice walks to the table where Shane and Dana sit. Shane is sipping an espresso. Dana looks unhappy.]

Alice: You guys, my mother’s living with me until her job starts and it’s not fun.

Shane: Wow.

Alice: (to Dana, re: Dana) What’s with Mopey Pants? What is it, Dana, are you having embarrassing multiple orgasms now?

Dana: No. Just, Lara hasn’t called me. And it’s been, like… (checks Alice’s watch) It’s been 21 hours.

Alice: Well, how’d you leave it?

Dana: I left without saying anything.

Alice: From your own apartment.

Dana: I was really embarrassed, Alice!

[Alice and Shane chuckle at her.]

[Bette and Tina walk in. Bette is on the phone; Tina walks behind her.]

Bette: (phone) James, I really don’t think they’re going to do that. You didn’t do anything. If they do, I’ll just make a bunch of phone calls and give you an amazing recommendation, okay?

[Bette stands nearby as Tina greets Dana, Alice and Shane. Marina brings over some coffee and hands a cup to Alice, and a cup to Tina.]

Dana: (to Tina) I like your scarf.

Marina: (to Tina) And this is for the baby. I made it just for you. Congratulations.

[Marina hugs Tina. Bette hears the conversation and frowns. Tina looks at her. She hangs up the phone and looks at Alice and the others.]

Alice: (to Tina) Allright, I know. I was excited and just… congratulations.

Shane: Seriously, guys, it’s so amazing. Congrats.

[Shane shakes Bette’s hand.]

Dana: Wait, wait, wait. What’s happening? Why’s everybody congratulating you guys?

Marina: Tina’s having a baby. They’re pregnant!

Dana: Oh, my god. Congratulations!

[Dana and Tina hug.]

Dana: Wow! Why am I always the last to know these things?

Bette: It’s okay, Dana. I was second-to-last.

[Bette walks away, hurt. Everybody looks guilty. Tina goes after her. Just as Tina leaves, Lara walks into The Planet, carrying a single rose. Dana doesn’t see her, but Alice and Shane do. They smile.]

Shane: Check it out.

[Dana turns to see Lara standing there. Lara holds the rose out to her.]

Alice: (whispering) (to Dana) This is where you take the flower.

[Dana rolls her eyes at Alice, then takes the rose and hugs Lara.]

Dana: (to Lara) C’mere, I’m sorry. (smiles)

Alice: (whispering) God.

Shane: (smiling) So fucking cute.

Alice: (whispering) Yuck.