INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY
[Alice pulls a huge box out of a paper bag and goes to sit down at the table with Tina, who is still eating.]
Alice: I can’t believe you can buy these things in bulk. It’s so weird.
[Alice opens the box.]
Tina: Oh, my god. I’d have so much more respect for that box if it had more honest pictures. Like, some sobbing, infertile woman with a negative test stick in her hand.
[Alice pulls out a single pregnancy test kit from the box. Tina snatches it from her.]
Alice: (laughing) And on the other side, it could have a teenage girl with a positive one, about to hang herself.
Tina: Yeah. (chuckles)
Alice: Good.
INT. – THE PLANET – DAY
[Jenny makes her way through the back, to the bathroom. She walks to the first stall, where Marina stands, waiting on her. She goes in; Marina closes the stall door.]
INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – BATHROOM – DAY
[Tina is on the toilet, peeing on a pregnancy test stick. Alice stands next to her.]
Alice: How do you not pee on your hand?
Tina: You just aim below the clit.
Alice: Oh, really?
Tina: Yeah. Where did you think pee came out of?
Alice: I don’t know, there’s a lot going on down there.
[Alice grabs the instruction pamphlet from the pregnancy test and reads.]
Tina: This is my tenth early pregnancy test. In high school, I used to think you could get pregnant…
[Tina flushes and goes to the sink.]
Tina: … from giving a guy a blow-job.
Alice: I used to think you could get pregnant through your pants.
Tina: Or touching the handle of the boys’ bathroom.
[Alice stands behind Tina, primping in the mirror over the sink.]
Tina: Are you sure you want to go back to men?
Alice: I’m positive. I’ve had enough drama and mind-fucks, and women are fucking crazy.
Tina: (facetiously) Yeah, men are boring.
Alice: Yeah, well bring it on, because I could use a little nice, uncomplicated, boring, boy-girl sex masquerading as love. It’s fine with me.
[Closeup of the pregnancy test stick. No results yet.]
INT. – THE PLANET – BATHROOM
[Marina and Jenny are standing against the stall, kissing feverishly. Jenny reaches her hand into Marina’s skirt.]
INT. – THE PLANET – DAY
[Tim still sits at the table, working. After a moment, he checks his watch and looks around. He looks toward the bathroom door, then gets up.]
INT. – THE PLANET – BATHROOM
[Marina slips a hand into Jenny’s skirt. Jenny starts to sigh.]
INT. – THE PLANET – DAY
[Tim heads for the bathroom.]
INT. – THE PLANET – BATHROOM – DAY
[Marina and Jenny are still at it. Suddenly, Tim walks in.]
Tim: Jen?
[Jenny and Marina stop kissing.]
Jenny: Tim?
Tim: You allright?
[Marina smiles; Jenny covers her mouth.]
Jenny: Yeah, I’m good.
Tim: You sure?
Jenny: Yeah.
[Jenny exits the stall and closes the door behind her. She walks to a sink.]
Jenny: Yeah, hey. I hate these unisex bathrooms.
[Marina, still in the stall, smiles.]
Jenny: You know? It’s shocking to hear a man’s voice, and they pee everywhere, it’s just…
[Tim moves in to kiss Jenny. Jenny gives him a quick smooch on the lips. Marina hears it and rolls her eyes.]
Jenny: … completely gross.
Tim: I’ll try and be considerate.
[Tim heads to the stalls to go to the bathroom. He passes the one with Marina in it, going to the next one down.]