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1×04 – “Lies, Lies, Lies”

EXT. – THE C.A.C. – DAY

[The exterior of the California Arts Center.]

Bette: (voice over) (phone) I understand your concerns.

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

[Bette is pacing at her desk, talking on the phone. Her assistant, James, runs in.]

James: The, uh, Bill Viola went to Seattle, he could maybe do 2005.

[Bette angrily waves a hand at him for interrupting her.]

James: Tina. Still on line 3.

Bette: (mouthing the words) Thank you.

[James leaves. Bette paces, still on the phone.]

Bette: (phone) Yes, great talking to you, too. Okay. Allright, bye.

[Bette presses a button on her phone, and switches to line 3.]

Bette: (frustrated) Baby, I cannot talk right now.

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY

[Tina is making food, and still eating.]

Tina: (phone) Okay, okay. I’ll make it really quick. Just promise me that you’ll come home for dinner tonight. I’m cooking.

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

Bette: (phone) That’s gonna be a tough one to swing.

[Bette takes a drink from her water bottle.]

Tina: (phone) Please, it’s really important.

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY

Tina: (phone) I’ll take care of you. I’ll make it all better.

Bette: (phone) The only way you can make it all better is if you come up with…

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

Bette: (phone) … a show for my big, gaping spring slot.

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY

[Tina looks downhearted.]

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

James: Sheldon Tomlin’s on 2.

Bette: Fuck Sheldon Tomlin!

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY

Bette: (phone) Baby, I can’t talk right now.

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

Bette: (phone) (irritated) I will try tonight, that is the best I can do. Okay?

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY

Tina: Okay. Try.

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

Bette: (phone) (sighs) Okay. Bye.

[Bette presses a button on her phone to hang up.]

INT. – BETTE & TINA’S HOUSE – KITCHEN – DAY

[Tina hangs up the phone and regroups. She smiles.]

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

[Bette sighs heavily and puts her water bottle down. She presses a button and picks up line 2.]

Bette: (phone) (fake pleasantries) Sheldon! Thank you so much for calling me back. Y – no, it’s true. Well, you know, because a big institution, it’s hard to compete. Look, um, the reason that I was calling you… (takes deep breath) What you’re about to hear is the sound of me eating my words. Sheldon, I… would like to book “Impressions In Winter” and I hope that you don’t hold it against me that… (listening) Franklin didn’t tell me anything. (listening) That is absolutely not true. No, the C.A.C. is not in turmoil! … (listening) No! Of course. You know, and nothing personal on my part, either. Okay. Bye.

[Bette hangs up. James runs to her door.]

James: Franklin headed this way.

[He closes her office door.]

Bette: (to self) (irritated) God, dammit, does it ever fucking stop?

INT. – THE C.A.C. – HALLWAY OUTSIDE BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

[Franklin is coming down the hallway. James leans against Bette’s door.]

Franklin: She in?

James: Uh, no, not yet.

Franklin: I see.

INT. – THE C.A.C. – BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

[Bette is getting her jacket on. She listens at the door.]

Franklin: (through door) Would you tell her that the board is convening for an unscheduled meeting tomorrow evening?

INT. – THE C.A.C. – HALLWAY OUTSIDE BETTE’S OFFICE – DAY

[Franklin leans close to Bette’s door. He knows she’s inside.]

Franklin: And she would be well-advised to attend.

[Bette opens the door.]

Bette: Franklin! What are you doing talking to my door? (to James) I’m off to my Bernard Riddle meeting. (to Franklin) He’s got half a million dollars he wants to lay on some museum, somewhere in Los Angeles that’s doing anything remotely progressive.

Franklin: Bernard Riddle? He’s way out of your league, dear.

Bette: He may be out of the C.A.C.s league, Franklin, but he’s certainly not out of mine.

[Bette winks at him, then ducks around the corner. Out of sight, she closes her eyes and takes a deep breath. Franklin walks off.]

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