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    Life Happens: All Over the Map

     

    Catherine’s eyes widened, her eyebrows raised, and she tilted her head to exchange a look with Bette whose face looked back with the same expression. “Bette, will you speak to her further about this once I’ve disappeared from her world?”

     

    Bette nodded. “When are you disappearing? I was just starting to get used to you.” Bette shrugged. Despite herself, she liked this woman a little bit. Just a little, though. Well, she was hot. Bette found herself looking far below Catherine’s eyes. She looked up briefly to catch the fact that Catherine had noticed Bette’s look, and was returning it in equal measure.

     

    “No, no, no!” Helena shouted. “Time out!” But before she could stop the two alphas on either side of her, she felt Bette’s lips on her neck and Catherine’s lips on her chest. Both women started laughing as Helena launched herself off the wall and away from their insistent hands. “Fuck you both, you ridiculous horny wierdos. I’m going inside to cook dinner. You may stay outside and do as you wish.”

     

    Thankfully, Catherine and Bette returned to their conversation and did not trail Helena’s naked form as she walked back into the house. She wrapped herself in a towel, and immediately called the only sane person she still knew.

     

    “Hello.”

     

    “Hey Alice, darling, how are you?”  Helena held the phone against her shoulder as she opened Bette’s refrigerator door.

     

    “Eh, all right I guess. What are you doing Helena?”

     

    “I’m at Bette’s. With Catherine.” She ignored Alice’s string of curses at the sound of Catherine’s name. “Anyway, I want you to come over. Something was wrong with you earlier and we didn’t get a chance to talk about it. Plus, these two are driving me crazy with their fighting and weird…” She paused, “Well, just general weirdness together. I think they’re soulmates or something, but they may hate one another as well. It’s frightening. So come over and eat dinner here.”

     

    Alice agreed.  Helena got off the phone and walked to Bette’s bedroom to grab some dry clothes. She settled on an old pair of jeans and a t-shirt. The t-shirt had some old faded picture on it from some women’s collective at Yale.   

    Comments

    1. That was kind of harsh, relegating James to the sub-human. OK, so I like Catherine a little better now, but she still needs to go. (The one on the show is a souless cypher.) It was interesting how she and Bette connected, though. Now why didn’t Helena lock the door and finish what she started after Phyllis split?

    2. I thought this chapter was about both Bette and Helena realizing certain things. Bette is jealous of Helena’s past lovers, and Helena wants to do something with her life, maybe even in the way of art, is that right? They love each other and maybe even though they think they’re not ready, they are whether they like it or not. Office sex never goes well, lol. Too true. I really liked this. Thanks.

    3. wow -you can humanize any naughty girl can’t you – amazing. I still don’t like Catherine but I like how you are having Helena evolve. I’m still amazed you converted me. Amazed but glad to read on…more please.

    4. This chapter covered a lot and was a little confusing at time but the bottom line is that they are caring for each other even if they are not ready to commit to each other.i’m so happy they did not have a three some

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