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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“So that’s the reason why you’re staring at his junk? You think his thing look funny?”
“Yes.”
“Oh okay.” Alice pursed her lips and nodded, humoring her friend. “I thought maybe you wanted to open your mouth and see if they taste funny too.”
Shane made a face, like she had something unpleasant in her mouth. “I’d rather not, thanks.”
Alice leaned closer to Shane’s ear and whispered. “Careful. Don’t stare at the eye of the penis.”
The other girl had to chuckle at that warning. “Why, will it suck me in?”
“No. I’m just afraid that it’ll tempt you to suck it in.”
“Fucking gross, Al.”
“Just saying.” Alice shrugged and smiled innocently before getting herself out of the couch to join the fun and dancing around Sam.
On her own once more, Shane squinted her eyes and muttered to herself, fingers stroking her chin in deep thought. “One ball’s bigger than the other.” She finally deduced. Whether or not she comes near the man again for closer inspection still remains to be seen (on her level of alcohol intoxication tonight, that is).
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Even more time later.
“So you finally managed to escape from the sausagefest, huh?”
Bette, wide-eyed and out of breath, ran a hand through her hair and then proceeded to flatten and rearrange her clothes. “Every second I spend in that room only validates the fact that I’m a big old woman loving lesbian.”
Sam, who was leaning against the wooden railings on the balcony, chuckled lightly and took another long sip from her bottle of sparkling water. She went out here to get some fresh air and sober herself up – well, that’s her official excuse, at least. The truth is, she just wanted to get away from all the penises in that room. The first hour had actually been entertaining because it was a new experience for them (except Alice, of course). But the novelty soon wore off, especially when the third hour dragged in. Also, she had the unpleasant experience of being too up-close and personal with one of them for her own liking. So here she was, hiding out in the balcony. At least now she had some company.
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!