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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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Shane parked herself on one of the arm chairs, drink in hand. Bette and Sam sat huddled together on the sofa, holding throw pillows in front of their bodies like stripper-repellant shields. An eager Alice sat on the floor, her red Stripper Tipper ready for action.
The opening chords of a cheesy western song poured out from the speakers. One by one, the men spun in place and gyrated their hips to the beat. Alice cheered wildly. Shane stared openly. Bette fought the urge to laugh. Sam was positively dumbstruck.
When the song entered the bridge, the dancers punctuated every beat with an exaggerated pelvic thrust. And when the chorus came, the pants came off – literally. In one coordinated move, they ripped their campy-looking pants from the seams and threw it at their audience.
“God help us.” Bette muttered from underneath the shiny fabric of Woody Goldenpecker’s glittered jeans.
Sam nodded her head vigorously in agreement and coughed out one of the sequins that went inside her mouth.
This was going to be a long night.
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Sometime later.
“Shane..”
“…”
“Shane.”
“Mm?”
“Did his weiner do something to offend you?” Alice inclined her head at naughty old Dick Thunderballs, who at that very moment was giving a horrified – and also mildly titillated – Sam a lap dance while his two other stripper friends cheered on.
“Huh?”
“Cause you’re staring at it like it stole your lunch money and punched you in the face.”
“I’m just..” Shane grappled for the right word, eyes still glued to the man’s exposed junk. “..curious.”
“About what?” Alice mimicked the way Shane sat forward on the sofa, fingers intertwined and brows furrowed in a pose that embodied absolute concentration. Unlike Shane, however, Alice could actually tear her eyes away from Dick’s, well, dick.
“I think his balls look funny..”
“You think they’d crack open anytime soon and make jokes?”
Shane rolled her eyes at Alice. “I mean, doesn’t it make your balls funny?”
“Doesn’t what?”
“Steroids.”
“Oh.”
“You can’t tell me that guy isn’t shooting himself up with it. He looks like an overgrown ball of muscle that grew limbs and a face.”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!