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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“And Shane got throat poked by one.”
“And we all thought this place was going to suck.”
“Who’d have thought that Shane would be the one doing all the sucking?”
“Accidentally.” Bette winked.
“We’re never going to let her forget, huh?”
“What kind of friends would we be if we did?”
“Bad ones.”
“Absolutely.”
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It was already a little past midnight when they finally kicked the strippers out of their suite. The girls were all partied out and tipsy, save for Alice. The other three were slumped against the chaise lounges in the balcony, too exhausted to get up and crawl into their respective rooms. The lone blonde in their group, of course, was another story entirely. Alice didn’t drink a drop of alcohol, and oddly enough, she seemed to have been invigorated by the sight of naked dancing men in cowboy hats and neon g-strings. Gone was the sluggishness that had accompanied her movements the entire day. So while the others were at the brink of passing out, she was inside the suite, doing whatever the hell she wanted to make herself tired.
“Sammy?”
“Hm?”
“Carry me.” Bette lifted her arms out like a baby. It was amazing how much effort it took to keep your limbs up when you’ve had one too much to drink.
“Nooo..” Sam slurred. “You carry me.”
“I can’t..”
“Me neither..”
“I can’t sleep here. It’s tacky.”
“What do we do?” Sam looked helplessly at her bestfriend.
“Shane?” Bette turned to the one on her other side.
“I’m pooped.”
“You pooped?”
“I’m tired.”
“Oh.”
“There’s a phone..” Sam pointed out.
“Where?”
“Beside Shaney.”
“Shane.” Bette prodded. “Sit up and grab the phone. Call the front desk. Have them send up someone to carry us to bed.”
Shane groaned and whimpered, her arms felt like lead. It took a while for her to actually find the strength to sit and hold herself up in that position. She reached for the cordless phone on the side table. Before she could grab it though, a splash from down below caught her attention. Her eyes bugged out instantaneously. “BOOBS!” Shane screamed like a child possessed.
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!