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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“When you said we’d be seeing crevices of the human variety at the Grand Canyon, I never thought you meant a guy’s butt crack!”
Alice, the picture of serenity, sat comfortably on the arm chair. Her three childhood friends, however, were stomping their feet all over the living room, shooting their mouths off and expressing their outrage at being blind-sided for the second time on this trip. They could forgive the whole Wal-Mart thing. That had been a weirdly enjoyable one-time experience. This surprise, however, was on a whole different realm of crazy.
“Are you all done?” Alice calmly asked when everything quieted down. All screamed out, her friends could only manage to answer her question with heated glares, worn out and drained from all the ranting they’ve done. Slowly, Alice pulled herself up from her seat and took a leisurely walk towards the mini-bar. She poured three shots of tequila for her friends and motioned at the glasses with a flourish, inviting them to drink. The three hesitated for a moment before giving in to temptation and downing the said shots – anything to help taper off their annoyance. Alice would’ve had a shot too, if she still weren’t so traumatized by what happened this morning. Wisely, she was sticking to water tonight to let her body recover. “I warned you guys yesterday,” Alice began, easing in gently. “This trip is not just about the four of us getting lap dances and getting pissed. It’s about exploration, pushing boundaries and getting the fuck out of our comfort zones.”
Alice gazed outside the large windows of their suite and motioned at the four men they locked outside in the balcony like sheep. They were all garbed in cowboy costumes, their tanned skins all gleaming with baby oil. “And based from how you all overreacted to the fact that tonight’s strippers have dicks, no matter how hilarious it was for me, it is very clear that this is as far off from your comfort zones as you guys can go.” She gave a small smile at the three. “Which is what I intended in the first place, mind you.”
“Yeah, you really outdid yourself this time.” Bette grumbled, pouring herself another shot. Sam tapped her own empty glass, a nonverbal cue for her friend to refill hers too. Together, they downed tequila shots without even bothering with salt and lime.
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!