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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
Shane was the first to spot them when they got off the elevator. At first she thought that they were in the wrong floor – but when one of the strippers waved and winked at her, she stopped dead in her tracks. Bette and Sam, who were discussing the vintage car they saw at the lobby, didn’t notice a thing until they walked right into her. Sam almost lost her footing, Bette got bumped off and collided with the wall.
Her friends got angry, of course, but Bette’s annoyed curses died on her lips when her gaze fell upon the people that Shane was busy gawking at. Like her, it took a moment for it to register in her brain that, yes, they got off on the right floor. And that yes, there were scantly clad people just outside their door – looking back at them like they wanted to give them a strip show right then and there.
Sam, surprisingly, was the first to recover her bearings. “Who are they?” She whispered to her two friends, her wide eyes glued to their flirtatious guests.
Bette and Shane remained quiet, asking the same question in their respective heads. At the back of their minds, they suspected enough to know what was up, but denial was a potent thing that often overpowered common sense.
Unbeknownst to the three brunettes, a certain someone stood behind them, watching their stunned reactions with unbridled glee. This was better than what she imagined. Alice, grinning from ear to ear, decided after a moment that it was time for the great reveal. Clearing her throat, she swaggered her way past the frozen forms of her friends and stood before the three, blue eyes twinkling impishly.
“Ladies, I’d like you to meet Woody Goldenpecker, Leo Longcock, Dick Thunderballs and–” Alice stopped, her mind drawing a blank. She looked at the fourth stripper for help.
“Red Hammerdong.” He supplied with a flirty wink.
“Red Hammerdong.” Alice echoed with a wide smile. “Our strippers for the night!”
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“Male strippers at a lesbian’s bachelorette party?! That’s like every lesbian’s worst nightmare come to life!”
“I want real boobs, not man boobs!”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!