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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“Huh.” Bette scoffed. “So basically, what you’re saying is that strawberry tastes the same as lemonade.. lime.. cherry.. and all those other flavors?”
“They’re all fruit.” The attendant grumbled.
“Well I need the blue one – whatever the hell fruit that is.”
“We don’t have any blue ones.” He replied just as testily, a condescending sneer on his lips. “Look, if you’re really desperate for a blue Gatorade, why don’t you just buy the red and green ones and mix them together?”
“That would give me brown.” Bette pointed out, her face darkening.
“Well brown ain’t exactly blue, but it’s close if you squint hard enough.”
He thought he was being a smart ass, but in reality, he was just dumb. Cause if he knew better, he wouldn’t have provoked her just because he was too lazy to stand up and search in the back room.
“Look,” Bette smiled tightly, her voice taking in an ominous tone. She had just about lost all her patience – what ever little she had in the first place. “I just asked you a simple fucking question, so I don’t really know where this attitude of yours is coming from. A frickin’ blue Gatorade. That’s all I’m looking for. Blue. You know, the same color your balls would be after I kick you in the groin.” Her brown eyes flashed with murder. “Repeatedly.”
“Is that a threat?”
“That was more of a head’s up.”
For the first time since they started conversing, the man stopped stocking shelves and actually took the time to look at the irate customer hovering before him. Unfortunately, his brain failed to reconcile the familiar face of the angry customer with that of the infamous heiress whose picture was plastered all over the front pages of the various tabloids in the store. If he had known, he would’ve backed off. Although, with that said, even if he failed to recognize the woman with the legendary temper, what he saw must’ve been enough to inject a tinge of fear in his veins because he actually took a moment’s pause and stopped himself from saying the biting comeback that was on the tip of his tongue. The girl hovering before him looked serious. Actually, she looked positively murderous. That, and he didn’t like the fact that her shoes looked like it could do some major damage to his crotch.
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!