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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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“Ditto.” Sam agreed, shuddering in disgust.
“I dunno, how big is my nose penis?” Alice asked, seriously weighing her options. “Cause if I’m forced to have one sitting in the middle of my face like Pinocchio, I better be packing something major – or nothing at all.”
Shane laughed at that. Of course, her friend had priorities. Warped as they were. “Okay.. let’s see.. maybe.. seven inches?”
“Not too shabby.” Alice stroked her chin with her fingers, lost in deep thought. “Fine, I’ll take the penile nose.”
Sam had to shake her head in disbelief. “Not that having tastebuds in your ass is any better, but are you serious? What if you get a hard on in public? You can’t stroke that out and pretend your nose is itchy.”
“It might have some perks though,” Shane interjected, trying hard to maintain a straight face. “You could use it to scoop food into your mouth like an elephant does with it’s trunk. Or in a sexual sense, now you won’t have to use your fingers when you’re eating out Dane. You could hit her G-spot just by crinkling your nose.”
“Handy..” Alice agreed.
“But what happens when she sneezes?” Bette chimed in. “Will snot come out or semen?”
“It’s a penis! It has to be cum.” Shane pointed out with a laugh. “Fuck Al, you could get someone pregnant every time you sneeze..”
“I know! Awesome, right? Instead of spreading germs, I’ll be spreading my seed.”
“Like a virus.” Bette supplemented.
“The Alice Virus.” The blonde wagged her eyebrows, gamely playing along.
“Spreads..” Sam began.
“..infects..” Bette continued.
“..impregnates!” Shane finished with a laugh.
Amidst the sounds of laughter and playful banter between the four women, a familiar tune joined in the mix. Almost immediately, Bette waved a hand and shushed her friends. Needing no provocation, a considerate Shane turned down the music. It was total silence inside the once noisy vehicle – if you excuse the sound of Bette’s ringing phone, that is. Fun and games had to take a backseat, a certain VIP was on the other line.
Bette brought her phone to her ear, all smiles. “Hey–”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!