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Just The Girl, Stories: Four Friends, Three Days, Two Brides and One Wedding (Part 2 of 3)
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Bette groaned and looked down at her soiled shoe. “Apparently, it ain’t awesome enough.”
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Three hours later.
En route to the Grand Canyon.
“Would you rather.. have sex with your own brother or marry your first cousin?”
“Are you channeling your incestuous fantasies on this game, Sammy?”
“No. Just answer the question Alice.”
“All that sisterly sex with Helena must’ve really left an impression, hm?”
“…”
“Oh God, after all these years, you’re still sore about that? Fiiine. To satisfy your perversion: I’d marry my cousin. My relatives aren’t a bad looking bunch, plus I heard from the grapevine that Andrew sucks in bed, so no brother-sister romp for me.”
Bette made an unsavory face. “Jesus Al, you’re not even worried about having funny children? And I’m not talking about it in the ‘hysterical ha-ha’ sense, mind you.”
“Oh please, my family’s genes are fucked up as is, inbreeding would barely leave a dent on our genetic make-up – heck, it might even enhance it.” The blonde shrugged it off, flippant as ever. She turned to the person driving the car. “Shane?”
“Fuck my brother. I’m not the marrying type – cousin or not.”
“I’d fuck my brother as well.” Bette concurred with her.
“You two don’t even have siblings!”
“Exactly.” Bette and Shane grinned.
“Cop outs.” Alice rolled her eyes. “Fine. Let’s move on. Whose turn is it to ask?”
“Shane’s.” Sam stretched her arms out languidly and gave out a low purr. If she weren’t peer pressured into playing this game, she’d be snoozing by now.
“Wait, let me think..” The messy haired brunette drummed her fingers against the steering wheel, her eyes on the lonely stretch of road but her mind drifting someplace else. She smiled the cheekiest grin after a second. “Okay, guys, I’ve got a good one. Would you rather.. have a penis for a nose or develop tastebuds in your anus?”
As expected, there was a collective groan of revulsion in the car.
“Fuckin’ hell..” Bette grimaced, unconsciously rubbing her throat at the icky thought of being able to taste poop. “I’d rather kill myself.”
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Thanks for the update, loved it
Awesome stuff!! Thanks for sharing.
Absolutely excellent update. thank you. Loved every word.
great great.. I´ve miss this story please post very soon…
Excellent,soooo funny.Thank you for the update,PPS.
Ive missed your story, its so funny. please post soon.
OMG… i love this story… YJANK YOU SO MUCH for the updates… and yes what HAPPENS IN THE GRAND CANYON…stays in the grand Canyon… i will admit i do miss Tina in their adventures… can’t wait for part 3 of 3… please post when you can… Thx
Your last update was so long ago.I have read JTG from start to finish after it was recommended to me.It has been a most enjoyable read.One of the best FF i have read.I really hope you can find it in you to finish it off.I just can’t imagine what you will have happen on their actual Wedding Day laughs a plenty i would imagine so please post very soon.x
Thanks for updating. I laughed so much that my belly hurts. The scene with the strippers was hilarious. You have such amazing talent, Alchy.
Achy!!!!!!!!!! Thanks for that hilarious update. I remember the Shalice fake sex scandal loved it loved it loved it
I actually thought I would never see this story again, what a pleasant surprise
This was side achingly funny, so pleasant and so well written… I so enjoy your portrayal of the gang and I love your Bette…. I had lost hope to ever be acquainted with this lot again and I am so pleased that you found some time to write and post what is no doubt the most entertainment and epic story on this site…. Please don’t keep us waiting too long for the final instalment ! Thanks Alchy!
I’ve been waiting for this update like forever! it is the best Thanksgiving gift ever, so thank u ;DEvery time I read ur stories my kids thinks that I’m crazy because I laugh by myself and they wouldn’t guess why, LOL. the male strippers part was hilarious ;D
Thank you for updating this tale. I just loved it. Great for a good laugh this morning!
Wow!! I simply can’t stand not to laughed and snorted while reading your story :-D lol … Thanks for the update! Absolutely looking forward to the next update… Btw it’s so darn hilarious on their unbelievable experience.. Especially the one in grand canyon!! LOL…. :-D
Hi I have come back to check for your updates and disappointed to find none…hope you would post them soon. Thanks.
I hadn’t read this story since the first time it came out and I just have to say that re-reading it from begining to finish was just as enjoyable as I remember! This story is by far one of my favourite stories on this site and in existence.
Although I was a little sad to see that Part 3 of the wedding road trip never made an update. I would love to see this story continued one day. Thank you for your wonderful writing!