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    Fa La La La La La La La La

     

    “Absolutely clear.”

     

    “Me too,”

     

    “So….?”

     

    “Espressos first?”

     

    “Double shots.”

     

     

     

    The parents were now in the car with their daughter.  Bette was taking Angelica to pre-school and then dropping Tina at the garage where her car had just had some scheduled maintenance.

     

    Angie wanted to practice singing Christmas songs whenever she was in the car and her mothers, together and separately, usually obliged.  This morning, though, their brains still fuzzy after two cups of coffee, had hoped that she wouldn’t ask.

     

    She did, and Tina had agreed quickly.

     

    “Yeah, Mama B, the ‘Hippmus Song’.”

     

    “It’s too early to sing.”

     

    “But Angie has told me what a wonderful song it is, haven’t you Pumpkin?”

     

    The little girl nodded, “And it’s fun!”

     

    “Angie, did you know that Mama T has never heard Mama B sing the ‘Hippmus Song’? 

     

    The little girl shook her head.  “Mama B, you should sing it for Mama T!”

     

    “Angie, I’m sure that Mama T doesn’t want to…”

     

    “Oh, Bette, but I do.”

     

    “All right.”

     

    “YAAAY. ‘Hipmus!”

     

    Bette smiled.  A few days earlier, the little girl had asked Bette to sing a special Christmas song, and in a rare silly mood, this song had popped out from somewhere in her childhood.  “

     

    Bette cleared her throat.  “Ready.”

     

    “Ready!” the child and other her mother had declared unanimously.

     

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    “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    Don’t want a doll, no dinky Tinker Toy
    I want a hippopotamus to play with and enjoy

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    I don’t think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
    He won’t have to use our dirty chimney flue
    Just bring him through the front door, that’s the easy thing to do

    I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
    Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
    To see a hippo hero standing there

    I want a hippopotamus for Christmas
    Only a hippopotamus will do
    No crocodiles, no rhinoceroses
    I only like hippopotamuses
    And hippopotamuses like me too

    Mom says the hippo would eat me up, but then
    Teacher says a hippo is a vegeterian

    There’s lots of room for him in our two-car garage
    I’d feed him there and wash him there and give him his massage
    I can see me now on Christmas morning, creeping down the stairs
    Oh what joy and what surprise when I open up my eyes
    To see a hippo hero standing there

    Comments

    1. authors comments from you just kill me everytime, they are a story to themseleves love them.but whe you actually give us theeee story truly amazing as always the comedy and the love is shown throughout,,,,please please keep coming back with more they are really!!! worth the wait…..x

    2. Welcome back!!! We don’t see you often enough and just as in the past you regail us with a wonderful story full of laughter and most of all love. Thank you and we will wait again for another of your wonderful stories. Happy New Year to you and yours!

    3. Thanks so much Spumoni! :-) its worth the wait !! I still can’t believe it’s one time story only! I know it has so many pages (32!) but i simply enjoyed reading them! ;-) thanks again and wishing you and your loved one the best also for this 2012 :-)

    4. i’m a little late to comment but what a delightful story…so worth the wait for you to reappear once in a while and share your amazing talents with us…thank you…happy new year!!!

    5. That was just as amazing and beautiful like your other stories. I have so missed your talented writing on this site. Can this be a possible return to the forum. I have so missed the “the wolve” story- “Backstory”. I was hoping that this was a version of that, but I am just as happy with the one I got.

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