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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
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“What is it?” Dana demanded, sitting up quickly, her foot sending a videotape skittering across the floor.
“I have to get to a mailbox,” Alice explained hurriedly, throwing her clothes on.
“Why?” Dana asked, getting up and catching her jeans as Alice tossed them at her.
Alice nearly fell over sideways as she attempted to slip her shoes on while standing up. “Because,” she said, grunting. “I have to get a tape in the mail. You know that new TV station LOGO? For *****? I’m sending in an audition tape to be a news anchor for them. Now get dressed. And before you ask, no, it can’t wait. There’s a deadline, and I have to get it in the mail today if I want it to get there on time.”
“You’re crazy,” Dana replied, shaking her head but getting into her clothes anyway.
“That’s beside the point,” Alice said, digging through the pile of videos until she found the one that was labeled “Alice Pieszecki’s Kick-***** Audition.”
Dana grabbed her keys from the table. “Well, let’s hurry up and get this done so we can continue our cuddling.”
“Cuddlecuddlecuddle,” a loud voice intoned from above.
“What the ***** was that?” Alice demanded, her head whipping around.
Dana had dropped her keys and was staring suspiciously at the ceiling. “I don’t know, but let’s get the ***** out of here. I think your neighbors upstairs must be drunk again.”
With the shadows of the setting sun across her face, Alice dropped the boxed-up tape into the big blue mailbox with a satisfied smile. “There. Look out CNN, a new kind of news girl is hitting the television screen!”
“You’re weird,” Dana replied, rolling her eyes. She saw Alice’s eyes fixate on something on her arm before widening in horror. “What? Was it something I said?” Dana demanded. She began looking down at herself. “What is it? Alice, you’re freaking me out!”
Alice leaned over and pulled a sticker from Dana’s arm and held it up, her mouth open in shock.
“So? It’s a label from one of your tapes,” Dana said with a shrug. She squinted at the title. “Hackers. Not a bad movie, but nothing to get that excited about.”
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ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon