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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
Alice slipped her fingers further downward, maneuvering them below Dana’s ***** to brush against her moistening *****.
“Al,” Dana sighed, feeling Alice’s fingers move onto the backs of her thighs, squeezing the muscles there lightly. She rolled over and threw her arms around Alice’s neck, pulling her head down for a kiss as moans from the television rang out around them.
Alice greedily kissed Dana back, and then pulled away to rub massage oil across Dana’s *****, paying extra attention to the hardening nipples. Dana grinned and pulled Alice’s shirt over her head, quickly helping the blonde shed her own clothes. With a ***** smile, Dana grabbed the massage oil and poured some into her own hands, rubbing it across Alice’s ***** and stomach.
With a small sigh, Alice laid back down atop Dana, their ***** rubbing together and lips meeting once more. They began to roll over, so Dana could be on top. Due to the fact that both of their naked bodies were slick with massage oil, Dana squirted right out of Alice’s grasp and fell off the couch, tumbling to the floor in a flurry of arms and legs.
“Dana! Are you okay?” Alice shouted, turning over quickly to check on her, her greasy hands losing their grip on the side of the couch and sending her into the floor as well.
Dana hurriedly rolled out of the way as she saw Alice flop off the couch above her, and instead Alice landed in a heap beside her. “We just can’t stay off the floor, can we?” Dana asked, beginning to laugh at their situation.
Alice smirked and threw an arm across Dana’s chest, hauling herself up to straddle the brunette once more. “The floor’s not such a bad place to be,” she pointed out, leaning down to capture Dana’s full lips in a scorching kiss.
“Not right now,” Dana admitted around the kiss, hissing as Alice nibbled on her bottom lip. Her hands came up to cover Alice’s *****, the hard nipples brushing against her slick palms.
Alice moaned lightly into Dana’s mouth, wrapping an arm around her so the pair rolled over across the floor, coming to rest directly in front of the television. Alice pulled away, leaving Dana groaning. “Look at us,” she commanded, grinning and tapping the screen as, onscreen, Dana arched her back and moaned loudly.
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(51 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)
ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon