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Sex, Lies, and Videotape 2
“This is more interesting,” Dana argued, kissing the side of Alice’s neck as she reached up to hit stop on the VCR. She accidentally hit eject, and the tape came out of the VCR just as the pair rolled further across the floor, sending them bumping into the television. The jolt caused the tape to pop out of the VCR, as well as knocking the other tapes around it to come crashing down on them. “Oops,” Dana said, pushing a pile of cassettes off Alice’s back.
Alice’s fingers walked their way down Dana’s stomach until they reached her center, teasing the wetness she found there. Dana sighed and flung an arm out, bumping a tape that had a loose label on it. The label transferred onto her arm, and when she brought her arm back around to run her hand through Alice’s hair, the sticker caught onto another tape and stuck there.
Dana moved her own fingers down to Alice’s wetness, slowly slipping in two fingers and pumping them in and out in a torturously slow motion. Alice moaned into her hair as her own fingers found Dana’s *****.
Thrusting her hips up, Dana used her thumb to find Alice’s own hard ***** and began to rub it in small circular motions. Moaning, the pair pressed their slippery naked bodies together as they manipulated each other’s *****, each one feeling her ***** fast approach.
Alice came first, her eyes closing tightly as she gasped for breath and dropped her head to Dana’s slick chest. Though exhausted, she kept up her ministrations on Dana’s body, soon being rewarded within moments as Dana’s body began to shake and she came with a ragged moan.
They lay panting and wrapped in each other’s arms blissfully. “Al, sometimes it seems like all we do is *****,” Dana admitted with a giggle, tracing her finger along Alice’s cheekbone.
“Like bunnies,” Alice agreed with a grin. “Hey, speaking of bunniesyou’d look kinda cute in a bunny suit. Hmmm.”
“You’re weird, Alice,” Dana told her. “Don’t even think about it.”
Alice lifted her head and craned her neck to peer across the room at the digital clock. “*****!” she exclaimed, jumping up and trying to untangle herself from Dana’s hold, nearly slipping in the massage oil before managing to stand up.
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(51 votes, average: 3.27 out of 5)
ROTFLMAO that was too funnay, i hope theres another chapter, glad you decided to continue…
that was soo damn hilarious..better than the first…two thumbs up for the comedy and crazy situations you put the Danish in!! Loved the massage scene..especially when Dana “squirted right out of Alice’s grasp”…soo LOL there, cause I could soo see that happening!! Hmm…me thinks you should write another!!
I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time. Are they Lucy and Ricky or Lucy and Ethel? Dana is the perfect “straight man” for Alice – who is a lovable lunatic!!! lol
Bunny? Betty? Cello? Have you’ve been lurking on the Erin thread or are you a secret member of the Furverts? My sides hurts from laughing, I think I might have busted a rib from this exercise. Wait for my doc’s bill:p. Loved this, haven’t laughed this hard in long time!
I thought the first one was funny but you keep bring it home. LMAO Al and Dana make a great comedy duo.
hey gfreat story u gt here plz post again soon, as in tomoz if possible hehehehehe, i would like 2 say i hope you carry on with this story its goooooooood!!!!!!!! lyl
LMAO, I’ve never laughed so hard! Super sexy and super funny at the same time! Amy and the cello stole the show, I now know how you really feel about her. But for real, keep this up! Danish need their own spin-off and this was great, post soon! And as a reward, I’ll play the cello and sing in french *just* for you.
LMAO Oh my god I loved this story! Danish, A Bunny, and Betty *sings* these are a few of my favorite things! I can so see Dana’s arm stuck in the mail box. But on top of the whole story being good, my favorite part was the ending when they brought Betty in! Pure genius I’m telling you. I love it how Amy can’t go anywhere with out her beloved cello. It’s like a law she must not be written with out it! Good Job!
The dykes duo. Bette is going to kill them. They are so cute and so samn funny. thanks
Hahaha, your story absolutely cracked meup LOL. Please continue.*laughing laughing laughing*
How happy I was when I saw you posted again! This was so hilarious too. Ok if I we ask you again to continue with another chapter you’ll continue?? Please!! I love how you write Alice and Dana complaining but still behind her, she might be love that! Love Bubba and the jail scene. “She’s my bitch” Looove it! and so much fun!We want more!!!
OMG That’s hilarious! It is Al at her best. Her brain working 100 miles an hour. That’s really to fast for Dana. You’re really good at it, please post again soon.
I think you just created a new of kind writing: FC-All ages (Fun content) – I lost myself in the story. For starters, I can’t stop my mind wondering about some prison cell action ( without audience of course ). – More importantly I started to think that there actually is a tape but it’s jinxed. Umm well… I sacrifice myself here Fox, send it to me: I guard it for my life!!! Gotta make two more copies though, or ten. In case the original wears out. :P
OMG! Even better than part 1! I laughedout loud,loud,loud! So many funny parts& some Danish sex!!!! There has to be apart3!!!!!! I loved it!!!
Once again I loved the story! Repost soon.
this is just so funny I love it and I am still laughing hard please post soon