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Family Woman (Chapter 3)
Angelica dropped her head and turned back to her room.
“Bette … what were you thinking?!” Tina whispered, before turning to Angelica and following the little girl to her room to soothe her.
Bette had to sigh. ‘Okay, granted I probably wasn’t supposed to voice an honest response, but come on! Uhh I was so close to her … she was smiling, laughing even … and then I screwed it up again. Fuck.’
While she was still standing out in the hall, she saw Tina walking up to her again. “Why are you still out here? Go in there and make it right! You know she idolizes you. How can you say something like that to her – and you weren’t even joking or anything. What has gotten into you?”
Bette Porter was lectured by no one. Well, until now. She shrugged her shoulders. “I’m really sorry.” She didn’t feel like she could live up to this role of mother and wife – it was all so much at once, and she found herself saddened by her inabilities. ‘I’ll never figure anything out,’ she thought pessimistically. She figured she should at least try, though, and slowly made her way down the hall and into the little girl’s room. She knocked on the already-opened door. “Hey Angelica.”
The little girl looked up to her.
As Bette made her way into the room, she sat on the little bed and sighed. “I’m sorry, kid. I really … I didn’t mean to make you sad.”
Angelica got up onto her feet, still holding her toy. This woman didn’t sound anything like her mother, and she was confused.
“Did you … still want to play or something?” Bette asked, completely unaware of how one would go about playing with a child, but she would do it for this sweet little girl. ‘Maybe kids aren’t all bad …’
Angelica just nodded, holding her toy out to Bette. “You can be she.”
“Her?” It was only natural for her to specify.
Angelica smiled. Her mother always corrected her that way, and the familiarity was a comfort. “Her.”
***
Once Tina had changed into pajamas and gotten ready for bed, she went back to Angelica’s room to see if she was still upset about her mother’s carelessness.
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Mommy taught angie how to sweared lol. Too cute and too funny. Don’t worry I won’t tell the mrs. Biissexi even if she reads the comment. Oops! Thank you for the wonderful post bi. Yay!
Too funny. Loved it.
I don’t recall the film being that funny! Maybe you should have helped them with the script. Priceless ! Also, thanks for the individual comments.
Thanks for posting. That was a pretty funny chapter.
LMAO, adore this chap!!! Oh Bette…. my my, what a mess! Sooo funny and sweet! Tnx for update!
OMG…do not eat lunch and read…if you want to keep food in one’s mouth…I laughed hysterically!!! So dam cute! How clever of Angie to figure out “height.” Poor Bette…gone is her “Stiletto world.” I heart this story!!! PS. LMAO -yeap, your profs would have a heart attack at the NC-17’s. I do want you to graduate. :)
Is now the time to tell Tina that she’s sleepwalking and dreamt that bad word?… ;-)
That is hysterical. You had me laughing out loud. Angelica is just adorable and Bette is in sooooo much trouble.
Fun, fun, fun. Bette really has to clean up her language. Little ones like Angie are little parrots, repeat everything they hear. thanks for posting.
I think Tina needs to give Bette some special tutoring in how to be a wife and mother to get up to speed. Ahem…wifely skills… Biisexi’s style of course.
lmao! loving your humor still!
ahaha! the end part really cracks me up ..thank you bi
I’ve never seen “family man”. But your story is wonderful and very funny. I’m not a parent but I am an aunt and have gotten myself in trouble more than a few times with the words I’ve chosen to use in front of my precious little niece. I look forward to more of your posts, but studies first. Good luck. Yes, I work in a school setting.
“Shit!” Very good. Hahahaha….
Shit,shit,shit…lol why did Bette sleep on the couch? Post soon please.
omg!…I love, loved this story!…Angie is so adorable!…And Bette?..What is she thinking when she said thatto Angie LOL! Now she’s got some explaining to do to Tina hehehe!…
Cute,cute,cute! Can’t wait to Tina’s reaction on Bette for Angie’s newly acquired vocabulary. And I hope that Tibette’s NC-17 is coming up next. *wipes drool* Ha.
“Not the hideously deformed dragon!” – What a priceless moment. My 5 year old would have given me such a look. Hilarious update. Thanks
this is funny. I thought that movie was very sweet as well.
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Typical lol. Bette is now in trouble. Way to learn quickly why Bette. Just lived it. Sooooooo funny. PPVS.
Poor Bette, she can’t win for losing. How will she survive?
So damn good! Excellent love angie. Thank you for this story.
It was truly funny chapter! I near fall out my chair at work! I know your story already ended by now, I just can’t keep my comments to the final chapter. Thanks for your return.
Hahahhah thats funny and cute but Bette is in trouble and let see how Tina punish her lol. Please post more, thanks!
Shit-Bette is in trouble.So funny.Thank you very much.PPS
Another brilliantly funny chapter – thank you! I love Bette with Angelica – that kid is smart as well as cute! (Thanks for the shoutout. I’m honoured I made you spit out your milk – and that’s a sentence you don’t say every day!)
Welcome back sweetheart – still the best I see!!!
ROTFL
Hi Biissexi, Great update as you proved that kids get you into so much trouble. It was adorable to have Bette and Tina cuddling each other at the unwashed dinner plates as these simple moments are what makes life worth living. Then Bette was follish in answering Angelica question truthfully. Tina was tense and mad however Bette managed to dig herself out of this hole by making amends with Angie. It is so cute reading how childish Bette can be and how much she is starting to love this child. Bette retreated to the couch which intrigued Tina. I do hope this pair reunite their spark and have a very eventful evening and night. Perhaps Angie could be at Auntie Kit’s for a sleepover. Just brilliant and cheering me up no end. Many thanks from Your Loyal Fan.
Great update. Loving this story.
gotta love kids