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Family Woman (Chapter 3)
Dinner was surprisingly good, given that it was lasagna, which Bette had never really enjoyed. Still, she found herself liking the particular dish, and was surprised even after the fact at the home cooked warmth to it.
However, Bette was still struggling with all of this, wanting stillto get back to her life. She didn’t know any of this, and was completely clueless about this strange family responsibility. She hated being clueless, and frowned as she went to work at the dishes – another thing she hated.
“You’re awfully quiet this evening,” Tina whispered, two arms slipping around Bette’s waist, which made Bette’s breath catch in her throat.
“… Yes.”
“Are you okay?” Tina smiled, holding Bette close. She loved the comforting body before her, and couldn’t wait until she could be held. She loved the way Bette would hold her at night, in the warmth of their bed.
Bette closed her eyes at how comforted she was with Tina’s arms around her. Before that moment, she had forgotten the notion of such intimacy, but she was instantly at ease. She couldn’t help but smile at Tina’s effortless impact on her. “Mmm … now I am.”
“Is this what you needed?” Tina smiled, hugging a bit tighter as she relaxed there behind Bette. “Mmm … let’s leave the rest of these dishes. I wanna cuddle.”
Bette chuckled at the many memories she had of Tina, and how cuddling had always been one of her favorite things. “You still love that, huh?”
“Yeah, since yesterday,” Tina chuckled, rolling her eyes playfully.
Bette turned, realizing her mistake. She was married to this woman! “Oh. No, I know … I just …”
“I’m kidding,” Tina smiled, taking Bette’s hand in hers and leading her down the hall. “Come on, beautiful.”
Obstructing their way was the little girl again, a stuffed toy in her arms and her puppy dog eyes as big as ever. Tina stopped at the sight and Bette collided into the back of her, suddenly enjoying this proximity. She innocently rested her hands on Tina’s hips.
“Do you wanna play?” Angelica asked, holding her little toy up with hopefulness.
Just as Tina thought of what to say to her little girl, Bette responded.
“No, not really.”
Tina would have laughed if it wasn’t so horribly, outrageously rude. “Bette!” She turned around, and away from the hands that held her.
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Mommy taught angie how to sweared lol. Too cute and too funny. Don’t worry I won’t tell the mrs. Biissexi even if she reads the comment. Oops! Thank you for the wonderful post bi. Yay!
Too funny. Loved it.
I don’t recall the film being that funny! Maybe you should have helped them with the script. Priceless ! Also, thanks for the individual comments.
Thanks for posting. That was a pretty funny chapter.
LMAO, adore this chap!!! Oh Bette…. my my, what a mess! Sooo funny and sweet! Tnx for update!
OMG…do not eat lunch and read…if you want to keep food in one’s mouth…I laughed hysterically!!! So dam cute! How clever of Angie to figure out “height.” Poor Bette…gone is her “Stiletto world.” I heart this story!!! PS. LMAO -yeap, your profs would have a heart attack at the NC-17’s. I do want you to graduate. :)
Is now the time to tell Tina that she’s sleepwalking and dreamt that bad word?… ;-)
That is hysterical. You had me laughing out loud. Angelica is just adorable and Bette is in sooooo much trouble.
Fun, fun, fun. Bette really has to clean up her language. Little ones like Angie are little parrots, repeat everything they hear. thanks for posting.
I think Tina needs to give Bette some special tutoring in how to be a wife and mother to get up to speed. Ahem…wifely skills… Biisexi’s style of course.
lmao! loving your humor still!
ahaha! the end part really cracks me up ..thank you bi
I’ve never seen “family man”. But your story is wonderful and very funny. I’m not a parent but I am an aunt and have gotten myself in trouble more than a few times with the words I’ve chosen to use in front of my precious little niece. I look forward to more of your posts, but studies first. Good luck. Yes, I work in a school setting.
“Shit!” Very good. Hahahaha….
Shit,shit,shit…lol why did Bette sleep on the couch? Post soon please.
omg!…I love, loved this story!…Angie is so adorable!…And Bette?..What is she thinking when she said thatto Angie LOL! Now she’s got some explaining to do to Tina hehehe!…
Cute,cute,cute! Can’t wait to Tina’s reaction on Bette for Angie’s newly acquired vocabulary. And I hope that Tibette’s NC-17 is coming up next. *wipes drool* Ha.
“Not the hideously deformed dragon!” – What a priceless moment. My 5 year old would have given me such a look. Hilarious update. Thanks
this is funny. I thought that movie was very sweet as well.
Hahahahahahaha!!!! Typical lol. Bette is now in trouble. Way to learn quickly why Bette. Just lived it. Sooooooo funny. PPVS.
Poor Bette, she can’t win for losing. How will she survive?
So damn good! Excellent love angie. Thank you for this story.
It was truly funny chapter! I near fall out my chair at work! I know your story already ended by now, I just can’t keep my comments to the final chapter. Thanks for your return.
Hahahhah thats funny and cute but Bette is in trouble and let see how Tina punish her lol. Please post more, thanks!
Shit-Bette is in trouble.So funny.Thank you very much.PPS
Another brilliantly funny chapter – thank you! I love Bette with Angelica – that kid is smart as well as cute! (Thanks for the shoutout. I’m honoured I made you spit out your milk – and that’s a sentence you don’t say every day!)
Welcome back sweetheart – still the best I see!!!
ROTFL
Hi Biissexi, Great update as you proved that kids get you into so much trouble. It was adorable to have Bette and Tina cuddling each other at the unwashed dinner plates as these simple moments are what makes life worth living. Then Bette was follish in answering Angelica question truthfully. Tina was tense and mad however Bette managed to dig herself out of this hole by making amends with Angie. It is so cute reading how childish Bette can be and how much she is starting to love this child. Bette retreated to the couch which intrigued Tina. I do hope this pair reunite their spark and have a very eventful evening and night. Perhaps Angie could be at Auntie Kit’s for a sleepover. Just brilliant and cheering me up no end. Many thanks from Your Loyal Fan.
Great update. Loving this story.
gotta love kids