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    Bette&Tina Beginning in College Fallen_angel style

    Tina, Alice and Shane line up their shots, salt in one hand, lemon in  the other. They do all 3 shot.  Shane wipes her mouth, Alice pulls a funny face and Tina nearly coughs hers back up

    Bette: ” You guys definitely wont be in class tomorrow”

    Alice: “I can get a note from my mum if you want”  Bette laughs.

    Alice gets up and disappears into the crowd.

    The music stop and there is silence for a few minutes.  Tina, Shane and Bette were chatting between themselves when the music started.

    “This song is dedicated to my best friend Tina”.  All 3 girls eyes shoot to the stage.

    Tina: “Was that Alice”

    Shane: “I think so”.

    Song:

    At first I was afraid, I was petrified

    Kept thinking I could never live without you by my side

    But than I spent so many nights, thinking how you did me wrong

    And I grew strong, and I learnt how to get along

    And so your back from outta space

     

    The stage lit up and Alice walked down the catwalk singing.  Everyone in the club started cheering and clapping.  Tina, Bette and Shane joined in.

    DJ: “Ladies and gentleman give it up for Mumma Pimp”

    The crowd erupts into cheering and applause.  Alice raised her hands above her head.

    Alice: “Thank-you, thank-you, I love you all.

    Tina and Shane whistle and cheer.  Alice comes back to the table.

    Alice: “Kelly Clarkson eat ya heart out”.  All the girls laugh. Tina goes to stand up

    Tina: “Woah” she starts to sway.  Bette grabs hold of her to steady her.

    Bette: “You ok Tina”

    Tina: (giggling) “Yeah.. I can see two of you”.

    Bette: “Ok maybe we should be getting you home”.

    Alice: “Who’s place we going to”

    Bette: “Im going to take Tina home”.

    Alice: “Yeah she way drunk” laughs

    Shane pushes Alice who falls to the ground. Shane laughs.

    Alice: (trying t o get up) “Ahshit Shane, what did you do that for”

    Shane: “It was the sober test”

    Alice: “Huh” rubbing her arm.

    Shane: “The sober test.  If you were sober you would have been able to keep your balance and would not have fallen. So your obviously drunk”.

    Alice: “***** Shane, couldn’t you of just gotton me to walk a straight line or say the ***** alphabet”.

    Comments

    1. The three amingo. that is funny The Mummy Pimp. How far can this go before Bette goes crazy with Tina. Guess Tina could plant a juices wet lip lock on Bette first. Alice Shaneand Tina are so funny together. thanks

    2. ha ha ur story’s so funny, I’m really enjoyin it. Have to say though, those are some rose-tinted glasses Bettes got, cas anytime I’m sober n I hang out with people who r wasted I just end up wantin to slap them so bad! She must really like Tina. Also, MY GOD that is a LOT of alcohol! (and I’m an Irish college student so u know its serious!:-) )

    3. “Well can you at least push me out onto the dance floor so I can bob up and down on my chair and wave my arms around”.
      lmao possibly the best line ever!!!really liking the story.

    4. This story is so damn funny. I love it. Its taking me back to the days when my friends and I use to go out and party and do stupid stuff. Those were the days. Now Alice, girl has got to stop interrupiting Tina and Miss Hottie.Common when are they gonna at least kiss? Can’t wait for more.

    5. Wow! I am new to L word Fan Fiction and believe me your story has been so entertaining especially the alice character. I have been in a laughing spree all night reading it.. Great Job..

    6. thanx 4 the post, i’ve got 2 say this is probably the greatest b-day present ever, i love your story i think is my favorite now, is so funny, and i love alice but i love her more when she’s drunk i think my eyes where watering with all the funny things that happen in the last too chapters. again thanx 4 the post. love rain

    7. Great Chapter Fallen Angel 10. I love the way that Shane, Alice, and Tina are when they are drunk. I laugh my ass off when I read your story. Can’t wait for the next chapter, next week. I hope that the funeral will go well and no more accidents will occur. Take care, Fallen Angel 10.

    8. Ah damn Alice I’m gonna kick your ass to why you interrupt at a right moment. This chapter is so fucking funny, I laughing alot and they are have a great time together, love them. Ok post soon, thanks!

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