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    Just The Girl 2.0 – Chapter Five (based loosely on HYD: Returns)

    “You have your gift?”

    “Mm-hmm.” Bette nodded, beaming at her own cleverness. “I’m gonna give her brownies.”

    “Brownies?” Sam repeated, pulling a face. That was probably the farthest thing in her mind. “Why?”

    “Why not?” Bette countered stubbornly, edging out of her chair and making her way outside her study room. With a worried expression painted explicitly on her quiet features, her bestfriend followed her.

    “Why don’t you give her those fancy Swiss chocolates or candies instead? God knows you can afford them.”

    “Everyone gives candies and chocolates during anniversaries.”

    “So?”

    “I don’t want to be like everyone else.”

    Sam sighed, knowing that once Bette made up her mind, it was very difficult to sway her decision. “Does Tina even like brownies?”

    “Is that even a question?” Bette looked appalled. “You know Kennard loves everything sweet and fattening.”

    “True.” Sam had to agree to that. Turning a corner and heading down a short flight of stairs leading to the kitchen, she stroked her chin in thought and nudged her bestfriend. “Can you imagine what she’d look like in a few years, you know, when her metabolism slows down?” She puffed her cheeks out and waved her hands around her waist, mimicking a bloated whale.

    Bette looked at her bestfriend and made a face. “Yeah, fat. Kennard will be pudgy and lumpy and fat.”

    “And you don’t mind?”

    “No.” Bette shrugged. “I really don’t.” She stressed when she saw the unbelieving look that crossed Sam’s face. “I won’t love her less if that’s what you’re thinking. Actually, I think there’s only gonna be more of her to love. If you know what I mean..” She wiggled her brows. “And besides, there’s always liposuction.” She chuckled.

    “Or you could always burn the excess calories with extra sex..” Sam suggested.

    “Practical and enjoyable, I like that.” Bette grinned.

    “I knew you would.”

    Entering the kitchen, Sam went straight for their rack of keys and took out the one for her Jag. She took a coat of hers that was hanging on a nearby chair and put it on. “If we hurry I think we can catch the bakery at Chapel Street before it closes for its lunch break. B, grab a coat and lets g-” She stopped when she glanced behind her and saw that she was alone. “Bette?”

    Comments

    1. Alice is so dead!! and Kate, well I don’t think she’s gonna give up that easily, but I’m glad Tina put her in her place! On to read the next chappie:)

    2. My comment should have been like this: Im sure Tina will appreciate the brownie, and the story that comes with it. This is just whacked. Hold my breath for more. Once again, I really dont like the bad filmaker. LOL

    3. Im sure Tina will appropriate the brownie, and the the story that comes with it. This is just whack! Hold me breath for more. One again, I dont like the bad filmaker. LOL

    4. OMG! You are trying to kill me through laughterl. I think my neighbors are going to file a noise complaint against me. This is more entertaining than any sitcom on tv. Great job. BTW, haven’t been to a lamaze class but saw a demo on youtube, and tried them out. They do work. Ciao bella.

    5. You so know how to make my morning!! God how you made me LOL!! Bette & Sam SO delightful..”inhumane pig”..that was so funny!! And you even gave a brief “…” which you know I love! And I so enjoy that inept side of Bette..so damn cute!! GOD SHe”S GONNA KILL “EM!!! Thank you…you know I LOVE LOVE LOVE this story!!!

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