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    Bag Your Own, 2

    Story written on November 23, 2005 by Katey471.
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    Number of Comments: 18
    Words: 3852
    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=57821
    Author Notes:

    Thanksgiving, Weho style.

     

    Alice leaned her face against Shane’s and said, “Yeah, and that’s why it’s sure to work, my friend.  Now brush your teeth and get to steppin!  You both have an hour.”

     

     

    Wild Bill’s Turkey Shoot Farm

     

    Bette, Tina, Kit, Dana and Alice were all sitting in the car waiting for Wild Bill’s to open as Tina looked at her watch.  “This is ridiculous.  We have so much to do before tomorrow

     

    Bette: “Oh, TinaThis won’t take long at all.  She’s gonna ***** her pants the minute she sees something move in there.”

     

    Alice: “I’m assuming you’re referring to me, are you?  Oh Bette, you have no idea who you’re playing with.  Listen, I’d love to stick around and chat but I need to go get ready.”

     

    As Alice reached for the handle, she looked back and said, “I’ll be back in no time, peeps.  And I WILL have tomorrow’s dinner in hand.  You can take that to the bankyou know, with my thousand dollars.  HA, sucker.”

     

    Kit: “Go get it, Alice!  You go head’ whicha bad self.  That girl is on a mission.”

     

    Bette reached for her handle and as she jumped out of the car, Alice said, “What, what are you doing?”

     

    Bette folded her arms and said, “A thousand dollars, Alice.  You don’t honestly think I’d let you do this without me, do you?  Oh no way my friend.  I’m going with you.  I have to see this with my own eyes or the bet is off.”

     

    Alice:  “What, Betteyou don’t trust me???  Bette, it’s me, Alice!  My word is my bond, old chum.  And besides, you’ll scare the prey.”

     

    Bette reached out and grabbing Alice‘s arm to stop her, said, “No, I don’t trust you, chum.  And I’m not only coming with you, I’m going to be on you like white on rice.”

     

    Alice peered into Bette’s eyes and leaning in close, said, “You sure your vegi – burger ***** can handle all the carnage that’s about to go down?  I mean, what would Angelica think about Mommy # 2 being party to the slaughter of an innocent animal?”

     

    Tina: “Bette, maybe you should.”

     

    Bette: “No way, Tina.  She’s just ***** with our heads.  Trust me on this, okay, I know her like I know the back of my own hand.”

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    2. I laughed so hard I could barely finish your hilarious story. Welcome back and I can’t wait for more. We need you to post regularly regardless of what happens in season 3. You have your assignment.

    3. I’m with LowerBottom here, you have your assignment. You are officially commissioned to provide us with non-stop, gut busting humor ALL SEASON LONG. This thankgiving I’m thankful for this incredibly clever story and as long as you serve it up I’m going to indulge. Pass the gravy peeps!

    13. ROTFLMAO. This is the most hilarious story that I’ve ever read on this site. The dialogue is clever and spot on w/the characters. Great job!! Keep it coming, pls.

    18. Katey…keep it going.. we need more then 3 chapter from you… Tofu turkey…. now they should have set up up one them and have alice blast it… tofu all over the place… please continue…soon

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