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    Bag Your Own, 2

    Story written on November 23, 2005 by Katey471.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=57821
    Author Notes:

    Thanksgiving, Weho style.

    Alice ran into the kitchen with a fresh, determined look in her eye.  As she blew past Jenny, Dana walked in and said, “Hey Jenny.”

     

    Jenny watched as Alice ran into Shane’s bedroom and slammed the door shut.

     

    Jenny: “What’s going on?  I thought you guys were going to help Tina carry a turkey because of her breast thing.”

     

    Dana: “Oh, well, we were, but then Bette told Alice she’d pay her a thousand dollars if Alice shot and killed her own turkey.  I’ll um, I’ll be right back.”

     

     

     

    Jenny slammed the door shut behind her and putting her hands on her hips, began to judge Alice with her eyes.  You know how she does that thing with her eyes.  “You’re not seriously going to kill a living turkey, Alice, are you?”

     

    Alice was on her knees at Shane’s bedside.  “***** no, why do you think I’m here?  I need both of you to help me.”

     

    Shane was busy rubbing the sleep from her eyes as she said, “Man, you are so stupid.  Why would you bet her that you could kill a turkey when we all know you couldn’t kill a fly?  You just lost a thousand bucks, dude.”

     

    Alice: “Oh ***** no I didn’t.  That’s where you two come in.  Shane, I need you to drive to the market and pick up the biggest turkey you can find and bring it home to Jenny.  JennyI need you to use those papier-mch skills from last season and paste some feathers to it and, ya know, and make it a head or somethingjust be creative, but make it look as real as possible.  Then I need you both to get over to Wild Bill’s Turkey Shoot Farm and place it in the woods where I can find it.  Then, I’ll see it and load one off into the fake wing that Jenny sculpts on the side therelike, ya know, make it big enough so I can see”

     

    Jenny: “You’re going to shoot a frozen turkey, Alice?”

     

    Alice: “Uh, no offense, Jenny, but how the ***** else do you think I’m going to win?”

     

    Shane laughed.  “That is the most fucked up thing you have ever come up with.”

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    2. I laughed so hard I could barely finish your hilarious story. Welcome back and I can’t wait for more. We need you to post regularly regardless of what happens in season 3. You have your assignment.

    3. I’m with LowerBottom here, you have your assignment. You are officially commissioned to provide us with non-stop, gut busting humor ALL SEASON LONG. This thankgiving I’m thankful for this incredibly clever story and as long as you serve it up I’m going to indulge. Pass the gravy peeps!

    13. ROTFLMAO. This is the most hilarious story that I’ve ever read on this site. The dialogue is clever and spot on w/the characters. Great job!! Keep it coming, pls.

    18. Katey…keep it going.. we need more then 3 chapter from you… Tofu turkey…. now they should have set up up one them and have alice blast it… tofu all over the place… please continue…soon

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