“So are you two”, Alice waves her finger between Dana and I

“Hell no Tina and I have been friends for years with definitely no benefits”

I notice Dana blushing which I recognize as her interest in the perky little blonde sat opposite. Time to have a little fun I think.

“I practically had to beg Dana to come with me tonight she feels uncomfortable

in ladies bars but she’s such a supportive friend and she likes to help me meet new people”

Dana throws me an incredulous look but is momentarily speechless.

“Wow my gaydar must be misfiring I could have sworn it was the other way with you two…well with Tina the jury was still out but with you Dana…. I…. well I’m sorry I guess I was wrong……wow”

“What, you can tell just by looking and you knew that quickly”

“Well yeah it’s just a vibe you get….wait….what….I’m confused….”

“Tina was just messing with me and paybacks a bitch Tina”

I can only chuckle.

The conversation continued between Alice and Dana regarding Dana’s complete lack of gaydar and the two where getting along like a house on fire.

After about an hour I was starting to feel a bit like a spare bride at a wedding and was busy thinking about plausible excuses to make myself scarce.

The place had certainly filled up over the past hour and now would be a good time to leave.

I was seconds away from interrupting Alice and Dana when my eyes where drawn towards the doors and in walked the most beautiful women I had ever laid eyes on. Her long dark curly hair lay softly on her perfect shoulders, she was tall and lithe with a body to die for.. Bitch….

As though in slow motion she made her way towards the bar discarding an item of clothing with each methodical step starting with her crisp white shirt, her upper body was taut and a delectable shade of caramel, another step she takes while removing her lacy white bra without hindrance, I can only stare in complete wonderment at the vision before me, as she reaches the bar she turns towards me her upper body completely exposed, my eyes fall to her breasts which can only be described as heavenly, I imagine how they would feel, how they would taste, I’m distracted with the movement of her long elegant fingers as they reach the band on the top of her jeans. I am in absolute sensory overload with a minimal shake of my head I close my eyes just for a second and when I reopen she is no longer facing my way but talking with an older lady at the bar and is once again fully clothed.