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    The Newly Discovered SoCal Humminger Bette Porterius ~ Chapter 18

    Story written on October 8, 2009 by Spumoni.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=74366
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    The artists’ dinner ends (finally)

    “I was telling Catherine how sorry you are that we have to leave now to get you back to the office.”

    Tina took a moment to understand.  When she did, she was annoyed that Eric was using her as his excuse to leave, instead of admitting that he was the one who was cutting the evening short.

    In all of their dating life until that night, Tina would have cooperated in the social dishonesty so Eric had no reason to think that the same would not be true this time. Except it wasn’t.  Tina did not want to leave and she was annoyed that he would not admit that he needed to leave and wanted her to pretend otherwise.  “I called the office and there is no crisis, so we can stay.”

    Tina saw Eric’s surprised look.  She averted her gaze and spoke to Bartholomew before she could see Eric’s eyes reflect her betrayal.  “Is it true that Lou Reed’s ‘Walk on the Wild Side’ is about The Factory?”

    When Bartholomew was two sentences into his reply, Tina looked towards Bette but Bette was again speaking to her diner companions.

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    Bette looked over at Tina and did not catch her eye.  She glanced around the room and spotted Jane.  She raised her eyebrow in inquiry, but Jane signaled back that all was well. Bette then surveyed the dinner guests around the table and all seemed to be having a good time.  She tuned again into the conversation near here but soon her mind drifted again.  When she looked up again and did not catch Tina’s eye, she scanned the table.  Bette noted that there were three women at the table that she had bedded, four if you added Alice. The three were beautiful, Bette objectively observed.  They were part of the art world and shared the same shorthand artspeak that she did.  Each willingly succumbed to Bette’s standard seduction. 

    Bette again turned her attention to the conversation that surrounded her, but her mind immediately jumped back to a question that baffled her.  She glanced at the four women who had been her overnight companions, one for the nights of a very long weekend, two others for only one night, and Alice for several weeks.  The first three were exactly like the women she had sought since college.  She understood why she had bedded them.  She had not yet understood Alice.  She also was coming to admit an attraction to Tina, and she did not understand that at all.

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    Comments

    1. I love all the detail your using, and filling in the missing gaps for us! I knew Tina would have left it. Dude if Bette was touching me like that… I would have jumped her right there. I can’t wait to see what happens next. PLEASE POST SOON!

    2. Did I mention I love this story? I love love love this story… And it has been the most intelligent, articulate and grin-inducing experience by far, today… (though it was a fine enough day). Thank you! :-)))

    3. Joining in the chorus of thank you and wonderful details. The banter, Arabella, Alice, Tilly, just super to be entertained so thoroughly and intelligently.

    5. i’m gonna try that diet…is it actually real thing? i should google it LOL loved this update…it was hilarious and cute…perfect…eric is getting on my nerves

    6. All the intrigue has me entranced. Bette and Tina should conspire together to off Eric, ala “Les Diaboliques”. Eric is a tool, and a not very sharp one at that. Thanks!

    10. Spumoni, I love the way you relayed their thoughts as they were glancing at each other and your flirty banter was brilliant. I have often wondered what attracted Bette to Alice and the only one I too could come up with was the humour and fun in Alice. Keep ’em coming Spumoni…this was superb!

    12. Love the frequent posts from you. Hopefully Anabella has got a good set of teeth…..Eric is a brat, Tina needs to delete him from her life. Bette is smitten. Great story and Thank you!

    14. ahhh… the mystery had been solved. Tina did leave the earring… I’m humming my way back to catch up on this story from the beginning. Great stuff!

    15. You left me teary…with that Anabella person. Mammals and floor tiles covered in sauce…lol Actually this post was like finding the missing part of the story that we never got to see. Perfectly narrated too. Thank you!

    16. It’s OK if you read comments more than once, it’s only fair cause we read your stories more than once. I reread your first, ‘Halloween’ story just last night. I’m going to save the Thanksgiving story you gave us last year next month. Now let me go read this chapter for the first time.

    17. I agree with Sammer, Eric is getting on my nerves. Well, well, well, Tina did leave her earring behind. Both B&T hurt by Eric’s manly thinking. I hope Bette finds out the truth about Tina’s early departure. I was sad when Alice finally realized that there wasn’t going to be a chance with Bette. Great update.

    18. Eric is reeeealllly getting on my nerves. I love the way you’re writing this with all the details, the flirty dialogue and the thoughts behind the actions. Please post again soon. I wonder if Bette will hum when she finds the earring…

    19. So Eric couldn’t phone a bloody taxi? If he wanted to leave so badly, he should’ve… left. No matter, Tina’s left a blatant excuse to come back to the gallery. Regardless of what Eric has said, there’s no way Bette can misread that signal. I think Eric’s going to be history sooner rather than later. I loved Bette’s internal reasoning as to why she chose Alice, and why she’s having the reaction to Tina that she is. And I love, as always, the banter, the dialogue, the insights into Ms Porter and Ms Kennard. Great post, Spumoni. Thank you :)

    20. Now, is serving Anna, er uh, Arabella a plate full of gristle anyway to woo an artiste? Such a poseuse probably would be a good match for Eric. So, the secret lesbian handshake evidently does not include finger pulling. What a relief. Or not. May we hear the conversations Tina has with Bron and Bette has with Susannah in our next installment as the ladies try to figure it out?

    22. Imagine this Spumoni…one back flip, two back flip with a twist, three back flip with a twist and a happy dance!!! Wow…great chappy…love the sexual tension…mystery solved…it is the oldest trick in the book that Tina did!!! I really, really, really loved this chapter…besides all the fun and flirting…my favorite part was Bette figuring out that Tina was going to be her “safe place in life.” Wow…that was deep and full of truth. Thanks for writing. You’re so awesome!

    25. wonderfully narrated….I loved the banter between Bette and Tina….AH so she left the earring….so glad….and Eric…hmm he is annoying and tacky so very much unlike Bette

    26. wonderfully narrated….I loved the banter between Bette and Tina….AH so she left the earring….so glad….and Eric…hmm he is annoying and tacky so very much unlike Bette

    28. You can’t imagine the smile on my face when I saw this installment on the main page. It was huge, and yet it required serious wrestling with myself because I have a project that needs to get done today and will probably mean I can’t move from the computer till very, very late tonight. But whatever, I’d rather stay up later than wait to read this. So, actual comment now. I, too, read all my comments more than once. It’s just so much fun! And have I told you just how much I adore this story? It’s the details, the artists never contributing anything to the parties, the mammal-restricted sexual omnivore (Hah! Arabella and a dolphin lol), the David Bowie vs. Elton John shiny suits. You just manage to paint the picture of the night so incredibly well that I can see it. And yes, I agree with funnyone, Bronwyn and Susannah for the win! Oh, and one more thing. I would have kicked Eric’s ass for blaming the leaving on me. It’s one thing to use the “Bette has a headache” excuse when Bette was the one who wanted to leave, but to use the “Tina has to get back to work” when you’re the one who has to? Why can’t you accept that you’re the one to blame, jerk!?

    29. spumoni, you are my all time favorite author! i simply like all your stories and the pacing of this one is simply amazing, i hope you post soon.

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