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    The Incredible True Adventure of Helena and the Personality-Altering Device

    Story written on May 25, 2006 by Nocturnal.
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    Story Shortlink: https://assertive-maroon-jellyfish.104-250-143-187.cpanel.site/?p=61042
    Author Notes:

    Fantasy Challenge #4 – Don’t worry, TiBetters, it’s safe :D:D.

    If Bette and Tina were to raise their love child together, The Child would grow up to be good. This was of course unacceptable and that’s where Helena Peabody came in. When the dark forces had realized the failure of their plan, Agent Candace and Agent Helena were sent to do damage control. They had come so close to succeeding, but they had underestimated the power of true love yet again. It was now time to get rid of the soul mate forever.

    Helena reached in her bosom for her weapon – where would you keep a gun if you wore a cat suit? – and just when she was about to make her move she heard a voice behind her say:

    "Well, well, what have we here?"

    Before Helena could turn around, everything went black.

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    When Helena opened her eyes see couldn’t see clearly. She tried to focus on the person standing in front of her, but all see could make out was the outline, everything else was a blur.

    "Let me help you with that," a familiar voice said and before she could answer Helena felt quick flash of pain go through her cheek.

    "Bloody hell! What in the world are bitch slapping me for?" Helena yelled. She wanted to stop the familiar laugh by choking the probably also familiar woman, but her hands were tied behind her chair.

    "Because you’re a bitch, bitch."

    Helena‘s vision returned and she could finally see the short, blonde woman in front of her.

    "Alice?"

    "That’s right, Helena. Or should I say Hellno?"

    "Whatever do you mean by that?" Helena tried innocently.

    "Save it, Agent Peabody. I know what you’re up to."

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    7. Absolutely genius! Helena in a catsuit is a great image! Dark forces almost defeated by RomComs – fantastic! Loved the dig at monkey man in the white house, Alice bitchslapping Hellno, overreacting to constructive criticism and finally Ilene Chaiken being used for ridiculously out of character changes. Just marvellous. Brought a huge grin to my face – and boy did I need it! Thanks for your wondeful take on this challenge. Don’t forget about your other writing though!

    11. LMAOOOOOOOOOO…this was too damned funny for words. My mind could not have conjured up anything like this. You have the stage, take your Oscar ………. you deserve it

    17. I was not going to read this because it was about Helena but I used my heart and read it. Plus I like you other story too much to skip your writings. Those damn dark people. They have gone and f***ed with our Tina. But with you abilities to turn Helena to the good side please go out and plant that huge seed of love back into Tina’s heart. You know the one, the one with Bette’s name painted all over it. Have that seed grow very quickly (like with Helena) so that we could have our couple back. But I fear that the dark side is working against Bette with MM showing up and planting her seed into Bette’s heart. Who will win out MM or Tina? Please let it be Tina and the love child!!!!

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