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Stoners of LA: Richie Rich Rich
Helena flipped her phone open, dialing her lawyer’s number. Suddenly, she stopped and snapped the phone closed again. “I’m sorry…” She said sheepishly.
“Quite all right. Now come here.” Bette laughed as Helena fell into her open arms with a low growl. “Poor thing. So much stress to being a billionaire.”
A week before, Helena had been lounging in Bette’s bed, naked and frazzled from an afternoon of flirtation and naughty discussion. They had been unable to do a thing all afternoon, with people coming and going from Bette’s house, wanting this thing, or that thing, from her. By the time they fell into bed, Helena was nearly frantic, tearing Bette’s clothing from her. But then the phone rang, and Helena’s own life was thrown into a tizzy. Her mother’s retirement was in full swing, and Helena was given the keys to their fortune.
“Hard life being the president of a multi-billion dollar empire.” Bette murmured now, nuzzling Helena’s hair. “Horrible burden, really…”
“Bette…” Helena whispered as she let Bette’s hands rub tension from her. “I’m dripping with money, you know…it’s disgusting.”
Bette pulled away, realizing that Helena was serious. “Some of us would love to have such a crisis on their hands.” She said with a smile.
“Still…it’s…I don’t want it…I can’t live without it, and yet I hate it…and I hate myself for feeling conflicted because yes, as you say, it’s a privilege in itself.” Helena pulled away entirely, feeling altogether unworthy.
“Now now…” Bette sat herself in the living room with her breakfast. “Bring that bougie ass of yours over here, and quit beating up on yourself.” She said with a comical leer. Helena stuck her tongue out and wiggled her behind as she walked toward her girlfriend.
“Speaking of bougiee asses, we should get a basketball game together again sometime.” Helena suggested with a shrug. “It’d be nice to see Papi again.”
Bette rolled her eyes, and they bickered jokingly over the young woman and her place in Helena’s life.
“She was a good friend.” Helena reminded Bette. “and besides, you’re classist.”
“Pfft. Anyway…” Bette had more serious topics to discuss with the lovely woman beside her. “Have you seen Tina lately?”
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ur endings are always so ominous…lol…back to watching tin man…good post, hun…pps
Wow Hel, what is going one, Amelia asking both Helena and Bette out? And I find it funny how Helena is soooo stressed out over her now having to run the peabody foundation..Getting good
i wouldn’t say that i want her to be eaten by a tiger, maybe a hippo…just kidding…just want the character to be more decisive…all in or all out…but life has lots of gray and emotions are totally “gray”, so i get tina, she’s just irritating because her gray impacts others…and besides B&H are just totally hot together..where do you get your story plots..this is what creativity is all about…your posts are FANTASTIC…PPS
I’m becoming more and more captivated by Amelia (wish she were a character on TLW), and I look forward to the time when Tina actually deserves her. I don’t blame Helena stressing over the responsibility of managing a multi-billion dollar empire. I hope Peggy has prepared her for the task.
ooh hb, this is nice, all three of them going out to dinner together!! What might they have for dessert?? LOL!! Yeah I kinda faded a bit about you know who, but you never really lose me, I am a fan and friend. Please refresh as to Amelia’s native American ancestry, did I miss something? I heard from funny today, she is well, just busy with school. Can’t wait to hear about this dinner…and the attractions to spark!!!
Yup, I’m alive and reasonably well (damn sinuses, damn pancreas) and EVERYBODY hears from me today. Passed my exams and am into the next term. Can Peggy just up and retire like that? I mean, it didn’t seem like she was lacking for recreation while holding the reins (oooh, does that conjure images!), nor did she seem to have any qualms about wielding power. Anyway, she could at least give Helena a few pointers in coping. But I hope Helena, Bette, and Amelia can help each other relieve their mutual um, er…stress! Yeah, that’s it-stress! And soon. So Tina wants another chance with Amelia? Didn’t she ‘want’ another chance with Bette? Sort of? That woman sure knows how to squander riches. I’m not convinced she should get it. BTW, would you believe central France is roughly at the same latitude?
Central France is at the same latitude as WHAT?? tina?? Where DO you come up with this stuff???
susannah, you’ll just have to accept that I’m being deliberately cryptic.
Soo..first you’re MIA and now you be cryptic eh??