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    American Werewolves in London: Snogging Beneath the Moon

    Valentine is done
    Here but now they’re gone
    Romeo and Juliet
    Are together in eternity….
    We can be like they are
    Come on baby…don’t fear the reaper
    Baby take my hand…don’t fear the reaper
    We’ll be able to fly…

     

     

     

    Previously on Buff…Xe…Pet Cem…An American Werewolf in London:

     

    …a cold hand clasped her shoulder. “Darling…” The wind seemed to say.  Bette turned back, expecting Helena, but found only air.

     

    Beside the tree, Helena sat up and looked at her.  She checked her neck, which was healing over now.

     

     

    Present:

     

     

    “So…” Helena called out, walking carefully back to her new family. “What now?”

     

    “Sleep…” Tina said worridly. “We need to find a hotel room, somewhere we won’t be trailed. Maybe you should have put your affairs in order before we did this?” She felt guilty for turning the first two people she had ever turned.  She felt guilty about Jenny, because the angry woman never wanted anything more than to be left in peace.  And she felt badly about Helena, because no one had said goodbye to her, she had been turned so quickly.  

     

    “It’s fine. Though, must I sleep during all of daylight? How strange, that I’ll never see the sunrise again…” She muttered worridly, the whole while that they walked back toward the city.  When they spotted a tacky Travelodge, all but Bette were beginning to itch with the lightening of the sky. They would have to settle for an American chain hotel.  Tina and Jenny took their own rooms, drawing the curtains fully and thoroughly blacking out their rooms.

     

    Bette took great care to do the same for her and Helena’s room.  Helena shed her clothes quickly and burrowed underneath blankets, waiting for it to be safe.  When it was, she drew Bette to her and they lay together quietly for a long time.

     

    “I love you.” Bette was the first to speak. “I shouldn’t have let this happen to you. I should have left you alone.”

     

    “I probably know too much now.” Helena thought aloud. She tightened her grip on the other woman’s waist.  Bette’s cheek lay against her breast, and Helena’s lips brushed her forehead as they spoke. “Perhaps they would have come after me anyway. Besides, I couldn’t leave you be, alone out there, fighting without me.  And this way, I’ll have the strength to deal with you if you lose control.”

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    1. Damn right the ‘disco’ Bee Gees were annoying. Their earlier incarnations weren’t so bad, but by then they sounded like chimps on speed. (BTW, the earliest form of disco had a lot more to do with soul and funk than the pop crap we now know under that name.) So Bette’s hybrid (how green was my wolfie) and Jenny is just as universally reviled as ever. But she doesn’t seem to have any regrets now that she’s not crumbling. Nor many on Helena’s part, either. As yet, but Tina seems to, so what’s her deal? Glad you’re not bailing on this one, but you know I have the hunger for PT in my blood. Oww, owww, owwwwooooh!

    2. Ok hb, let me get this straight, pardon the expression. Bette here is a werewolf and Helena a new vampire,and you don’t want to write PT cos of the bad things you have done to B and H THERE??? Yer breaking my heart hb…you be making my Belena undead killers and what have you!May I recommend diet pepsi instead as a fine beverage? I would like to know how funny knows what chimps on speed sound like..what kinda parties SHE been going to? I LIKE the Bee Gees, at least the pre disco stuff… I shall tolerate no maligning!! Going now to hide away from all you bloodthirsty undead prowling howling critters…

    3. i’m writing PT tonite…but i’m feeling badly cuz bad bad things have happened in the chapter i’m writing…it’s turning into the saddest thing since xena died for the 100th and final time.

    4. Praise be, HB! (ha, that rhymes!) Glad to hear PT is back in the pipeline. Hope you get it out tonight as I really should devote tomorrow to studying for a seriously hairy test tomorrow night. But with the hunger in my blood unsatisfied for so long I may not be able to resist whenever it shows up. May it be soon. And you’re not scaring me with your somber pronouncments regarding Xena’s multideaths. YOU seem to have survived them all, just like the rest of us. So bring it on! And susannah, I’ve certainly seen the effects of speed on humans, and between old Tarzan movies and nature programs I certainly know what chimp shrieks sound like, so it only takes a little imagination to put the two together. It’s a thought that makes me want to run away. BTW, did you know the eldest Bee Gee was born in the same miniscule nation my father’s antecedents were shunned away from? Rumor has it they were horse theives. Just a fun fact for you.

    5. ok, an immortal scotswoman shall be thrown in for madcapper. i looooove that ‘can’t die cept for a beheading’ sh**! hehe, poooor xena. and NO i did NOT survive that dissapointment! *kicks universal’s a** for ruining her favorite lesbo franchise…pt is stalled..soon though…lol

    6. Hello HB, I am so happy that you are going to bring us more of this incredibly entertaining and wickedly diverse story. You are certainly throwing in everything including the kitchen sink and as I read this story (as well as your other amazing adventures) I can feel the insane amount of fun you must be having bringing everything together. Your creativity is so amazing and such an inspiration, you Rock my world :P. Sincerely, JC

    7. funnyone, i believe i was singing it over and over one night when you reminded me of its wonderous wonder…other than that song, i don’t listen to the blue oysters. the bee gees were mildly amusing in their disconess, but i guess it was just an opportunity to get some gay vampire action going on. i may even have to write some m/m scene and FREAK everyone out!! PT is going very very slowly…it’s hard to write it when I’ve done such a meanie thing to the two mains…

    8. Hey babe, I got caught up! hehe … I love that whatever the story, Jenny’s still a loose cannon, I am *also* glad that you decided to continue, but oh my, what have you done to PT if it’s as bad as Xena’s 100th death, *cries*

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