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    Stoners of LA (aka Too Much Time on My Hands part 3)

    Sand crunched underfoot as the women walked, side by side, up weathered stairs.  An offering of sorts was perched precariously in the hands of one woman, while the other carried a small sleeping child.

     

    “Hey guys.” Tina walked out to greet Bette and Helena. She was both shy and nervous and so she reached for the security of her daughter as a buffer between herself and this new couple.  Bette and Helena. Helena and Bette. Had not the world once revolved around Tina and Bette? How strange that things should change so quickly, to revolve around these two now.

     

    Helena hung back, holding still to the salad she and Bette had spent an hour preparing and putting on ice for the long car ride. It had a lot of greens, things involving omega something-or-others, and organic dried berries. Just that morning, Helena’s brush showed two distinctively silver hairs amidst the usual darker strands. It reminded her that she was aging and it eventually inspired a trip to an organic market near Bette’s work.

     

    “Your aunt’s house is…charming.” Bette’s smile revealed the sarcasm beneath her words. “Remind me…why did you chose to have a dinner party here?” She shifted slightly, adjusting Angelica’s weight.

     

    Tina fought the sarcastic response bubbling up inside of her. For just a moment, her face registered rage and contorted. But then she remembered—this was just Bette’s way of expressing her discomfort. It was the first time acknowledging that they had finally moved on.

     

    Bette looked contrite, but Tina stopped her before she could ramble on further. “She needed help, with cleaning, cooking. I thought it would be nice to spend some time out here.”

     

    “It’s the desert.” Helena added helplessly. “It’s…sandy. But I like it.” She looked around, genuinely astounded, at the variety of colors to be seen in a place normally thought of as barren wasteland. Tina took the salad from her, and kissed Helena’s cheek quickly. For a split second, as they often did, they exchanged a familiar look, before Helena moved inside.

     

    The porch seemed shaky suddenly, to Bette. She thought she could feel it sway underfoot. Helena looked over her shoulder and smiled, and Bette felt calm again.

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    Comments

    1. What an intriguing setup. Amelia seems genuinely nice, so I hope Tina doesn’t make her suffer too much as she tries to figure out what she really wants. No such worries on the Belena front. I love the lack of angst and simple pleasure in each other’s company that defines their relationship. PS: IC’s excuse for no Belena on the show is total crap, but that’s IC for you!

    2. Seems to me I said “Boo!” to somebody recently, but it was in the spooky, scary sense, not the “I hate your guts you stupid piece of shit” sense. You know helebette, despite all the goofy fun you offer us in your stories I also enjoy your sharp insights into character and relationships. That was nice of Tina to choose not to be a complete shit towards Amelia, pity it was something of a struggle for her. I think I like Amelia better. And Amelia is a midpoint in looks between Bette and Helena? Well who better to complete the triangle? Besides Tina needs the free time to make decency her habitual response.

    3. Thank you for this. It’s funny though, I think Belena is hot, very hot, but only really when there is no tina in the “story”. I get too caught up in the baggage that is Tibette to enjoy the Belena. I think it’s that soul mate forever thought that it might actually exist that I hang onto the Tibette notion. And how could a Belena work in that scenario. Sorry I ramble, it’s nice to think everyone could be happy…tks for the post!!

    4. I am so glad you are back with another chapter!!! I like Amelia, she seems to be cool, hopefully she stays that way.. So… what is the prize?????? heheh i’m just curious!!! PPS!

    5. Hey babe! I got up ridiculously early so thought I’d read this :-D and I like! Ditto to what funnyone said, whilst I love your off the wall stories like PT and WIL I also really enjoy when you delve into the complexities of people, you know you say you can’t write Tina but that’s just an excuse I think *wink* … anyway, love the Amelia character, she sounds dashing ;) so I’m glad Tina wasn’t a total shit to her, keep this one going babe, pretty please xx

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