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    OH MY GOD… OH MY GOD…

    Good Morning Ladies and Gentlemen if you can hear me then your either in a car driving or you all got out an old transistor radio from your attic looks like another hot one today and no end in sight and another day in LA with no electric  the beaches are packed and if you have a pool in your back yard and a generator you have to make a decision do I try to cool the house or keep the pool from turning green I think you all should go with the pool fire up all of the gas grills and have a old fashion BAR-B-QUE because what you don’t eat today you will be throwing out tomorrow

     

    So for your listening pleasure how about some Christmas music to cool us off “Frosty the Snowman”

     

    Tina:  that DJ is nuts

     

    Bette: But I think he’s right the generator won’t keep the house cool so I think we should just hook up the pool to it

     

    Tina:  Yeah besides I’m sure all the girls will be here real soon I’ll get the meat out of the freezer might as well cook it all up

     

    Bette:  ok just let me hook up the generator and I’ll fire up the grill

     

    They both worked and got everything cooked and as if on cue the girls started to PASS BY

     

    Shane:  Hope you two have no plans for the day because we are here and we’re not leaving

     

    Bette:  we were expecting all of you

     

    Tina:  we have all of the food cooked

     

    Carman:  and we have the Tequila

     

    Alice:  and beer ok its piss warm but Fuck it its wet

     

    Helena:  well we have some ice but not enough but we also have Gadiva Chocolate Liqueur

     

    Tina:  hmmmm sounds yummy and sticky

     

    Dana:  We also have some food that was in our fridge

     

    Bette:  bring it over  today we all eat like kings

     

    Lara:  I got it Bette it’s marinating what the hell I had a new recipe that I was going to try

     

    Shane:  so any one else coming over

     

    Bette:  no I think this is it Kit is away and Jenny who knows

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    Comments

    1. I consider myself to be a bit of a prude, but I still found this to be pretty fuckin’ HOT! So Shane had Bette huh? I wonder if Yoda taught Porter some new tricks. ;) Too bad Bette can’t remember a damn thing. LMAO

    2. Great post Amanda and you are so bad. What an overly active imagination you have, and I LOVE IT. Thanks we needed that andn it looks as though fanfic is the only way we will get to have it from our favorite girls. Great Amanda, do it again. BTW, are you going to finish the other story you were writing with your other pen name. You left us in New York or at least on the way to New York. They still have a lot to do and I hope you complete it.

    3. OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG!! That’s all I can say!!! And funny too. Judging from the comments from you and the others, I guess last night’s episode wasn’t good to our girls again. **SIGH** So, if that’s the case, I’m sure this is very much appreciated. Thanks.

    4. Hey you really have a foormula going here… first you get hot… then drink… then stoned and then reallly really HOTTTTTT!!!! Or is that just imagination? I was great.

    5. Hey you really have a foormula going here… first you get hot… then drink… then stoned and then reallly really HOTTTTTT!!!! Or is that just imagination? It was great.

    6. Babe…you definitely have the right title for this chapter. Damn…that was OMG, OMG, OMG….LOL. Shane had Bette, and Tina had Lara…hmmmm. Very interesting indeed how you come up with such amazing stand alone chapters. ;-) Thanks for the scorcher…definite cold shower moment. Later Babe.

    7. Hey, don’t have much time, but I have to say I loved it! I think the show needs even a little of that! We have to IM one of these days. I am so upset about the show.

    8. Amanda,I loved it. The3 whole did they, didn’t they premise was marvelous realized. All that doubt made the whole thing so much sweeter. I wonder when the next BBQ will be and how do you top it? I am sure that you have plenty of ideas. Thank you for creating this little slice of heaven admist the depression that is Season 3 so far. I can only hope that the darkness will clear to leave a brighter day. Your Loyal Fan. PS Love you other story just happen to lurk more than comment.

    9. LOVE IT!! Thank you I wish the show would make are girls as happy as you can..great JOB now I can get through the week till maybe they give us some happiness on the show..I doubt it. Keep us going you are great.

    10. Yes Amanda this would have to be fiction and a “Stand alone piece” totally unrelated to S2. Because after what transpired between Bette and Helena in S2, I cann’t phantom or wrap my brain around Helena being apart of the gang or being with Alice (otherwise known as Bette’s Best Friend). But that was a great writing job as always :o).

    11. Well, fuck Amanda, you give me hope that having returned to suburbia, it won’t be a complete wasteland, wasted maybe(although I’m still trying to find a contact (of more than one kind). Mrs. Robinson can’t hold a candle to you, girl! You’re some piece of work!

    12. You go Amanada, In a way was glad it was a dream,or was it? Can you see all the gang plus helena all have sex in Bette and Tinas living room// That did take our mind off of last night as if much could. thanks

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