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    Music to my Ears

    “Hmm…well…” Bette began.

    “Come on, I think it’s only fair” Tina continued to tease.

    “Well I suppose I could look at your toilet” Bette offered. Inside she couldn’t believe what she was saying. Who knows what has possessed her to utter those words.

    “Do you know anything about toilets or plumbing?” Tina asked trying very hard not to laugh at the very sincere Bette Porter.

    “Well no, but I’m pretty good at looking at things. I might not touch it, but I can always look” Bette said with a huge smile.

    Tina couldn’t help but laugh at the response. “Well okay then” she laughed as she gestured towards the toilet.

    Bette felt herself blush a little as she walked towards the toilet and knelt down beside the canister. “So what happens to be the problem here Miss?” Bette said in her most manly voice which set Tina off in a fit of laughter.

    “You know you are pretty funny for a stranger” Tina said kneeling down beside Bette once she had regained her composure.

    “So you really don’t know who I am?” asked Bette turning her head slightly to look at Tina.

    “No, sorry, should I?” Tina admitted with a shrug.

    “Oh no” Bette smiled as she shook her head turning back to look at the toilet. “I have a feeling that you might need some sort of thingy to stop the leaking” Bette said.

    “Yeah, I kind of had that feeling too” Tina chuckled at Bette’s attempt to fix the toilet. “Thanks for taking a look” Tina said standing up.

    “Oh my pleasure” Bette smiled standing up beside Tina. “You really don’t know who I am?” Bette said one last time shaking her head in disbelief.

    “No, I’m very sorry, should I? Did we go to a conference together or something?” Tina apologized.

    “No, it’s alright. Thank you for letting me hide out” Bette said extending her hand towards Tina.

    “My pleasure” smiled Tina as she took Bette’s hand in her own. “Thanks for looking at my toilet.”

    “No problem” Bette smiled.

    Both ladies just stood there, smiling and looking into each others eyes with there hands still in a soft embrace.

    Just then Bette’s ringing cell phone brought them out of their moment. Bette reluctantly let go of Tina’s hand, reaching into her pocket for her phone. Looking down at the number she said “I should get this, thank you for everything.”

    “You are more than welcome” Tina smiled as she watched Bette turn and walk out the door. As the door shut behind Bette, Tina let out the breath she didn’t realize she was holding. She wasn’t sure what it was, but something about that woman was somewhat intriguing. She merely smiled to herself as she turned to finish off some paper work.

    Meanwhile Bette was ducking down side streets on her way back to the hotel. She had just received a phone call berating her for not being on time for practice. Mind you, she was a big part of the band, and their success was in part because of her, but when her sister tells her to get her butt in gear, Bette has the tendency to jump.

    “Where have you been?” Kit asks standing up from her seat.

    “I was clearing my head, relax already” Bette said walking over and picking up her guitar.

    “Exactly how were you clearing your head?” Shane laughed as she took her seat behind the set of drums.

    “What’s that suppose to mean?” Bette asked turning towards Shane.

    “Well I saw that smile you had on when you walked in.”

    “So?” Bette shrugged.

    “Nothing, just that you must have had a good time of relaxation. That’s all” Shane smiled before striking her sticks on the drums a few times.

    Bette merely shook her head and began to strum a few times, warming up her fingers, as the other members of the band got into place. Bette couldn’t help but let a little smile spread across her face as she thought back to the dentist with the leaking toilet

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    Comments

    1. Lamentamini that does not count as a brb. So when is Bette gonna send a ticket to Tina so she can come and see her perform? Alice may not be able to get to Bette, but as we know eventually they will end up great friends. Who’s the brunette, Dana?

    2. What doesn’t count as a brb? I tend to read slowly so I don’t lose the meaning. Besides, this isn’t a Chicki story there are no fouls unless Kanaf says so. ;) Damn and I was hoping this was for me, Kanaf. :( I’m all sad and shit. Anyway, “Sanitizer?” LMAO!!!!!! You’d think a band name like that would say Bette knows how to fix a toilet. xD

    3. Lovely start Kanaf! This line especially brought out a chuckle! “Bette felt herself blush a little as she walked towards the toilet and knelt down beside the canister. “So what happens to be the problem here Miss?” Bette said in her most manly voice which set Tina off in a fit of laughter.” That was perfect! Hey Lament, did Coop get a hold of your “foul” whistle? LOL! Please post soon Kanaf.

    4. What bet could you have made that would require Tina to be a dentist?? LOL. On second thought maybe you better not share that…But we love tales about our girls so bring it on!

    5. Hey you! This is absolutely FANTASTIC!!!! I can’t believe how great you are at this! This is… unusual, witty, intriguing, very funny indeed (the part between B&T is just priceless and hilarious!), and extremely promising! I’m stunned at what you’ve done with the very first chapter! Alice is just so Alice! I can only presume that the mysterious brunette is Dana? This is gonna be so much fun! I shouldn’t be surprised with how talented you are at this, but I’m still taken aback by this first chapter. And by the way, I’m so glad you’re back! I was totally going through Kanaf withdrawal myself! ;) Thanks!

    6. “I might not touch it, but I can always look” : Hahahaha ! This was absolutely hilarious, Kanaf. I mean, actually the whole chapter was screemingly funny, but I just couldn’t help but laugh my a.. off at that comment. In fact, you know, I think people shouldn’t be allowed to read fanfic at work. It can get quite embarrassing, I’m telling you ! I just made a fool out of myself by giggling like a mad thing. On a more serious note ( just kidding ), I must say you are pulling “this” off beautifully… So far ( evil grin ). As as matter of fact, I’m positive no one would have noticed the “challenge” if you hadn’t mentioned it. Mind you, not that I’m surprised… Just another proof of how talented you are, K.By the way, random comment : this Tina seems adorable !! I’m already enjoying this story soooo much; Can you picture Homer Simpson thinking about Donuts ? Well, this is not remotely close to how excited I am at the idea of reading your next chapter. I Love this !

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